Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
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bessiemay01 5
Inform her you now have a restraining order.
fieldhockeygal97 19
Restraining order against that crazy bitch!
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Comments (158)
JennNoVa 8
Time to involve the authorities!
ShenaniganNinja 20
If you had contacted the police when she threatened your life she would have a record, and wouldn't have been able to get a concealed carry permit. Threatening to kill someone is a serious offense.
tbasx2 12
You need to report that. Making that kind of threat is not funny at all. If you report her directly to the agency that issues concealed carry in your area, they will investigate and revoke her permit, and prevent her from ever getting one again. It's not a joke when it comes to guns.
LadyGunslinger 5
I commend you for your level headed, reasonable response, truly. It's a rare thing to see these days when it comes to firearms.
that60steen 5
Run. Run as far and as fast as you can.
greggly123 6
Yea that's your fault. She threatens you and you don't report her? If you had, she wouldn't have been eligible to own firearms. Your fault
DanShowsNoMercy 13
Inform her that you now have a open carry permit.
LadyGunslinger 5
Did you ever report the threats to the police? Had you, she shouldn't have passed the background check done to obtain a CCW permit.
LadyGunslinger 5
Also, I recommend arming yourself and taking a course on self defense or your basic pistols 101 at a local gun range/store/whoever offers it. If she EVER shows up, call the police IMMEDIATELY, calmly explain the situation and add the magic words "also, I am armed with a firearm", not in a threatening tone, just calmly inform then of it...the police will be there in a fraction of the time for any other call. Little trick I learned when I took my CCW course.
QMAN4000 10
Arm up dude
krsager 5
Get an order of protection against her. I have one against my ex, it makes it a federal offense for him to own or have a weapon in his possession punishable by up to 10 years. It'll invalidate her concealed weapons permit.