Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent...

By Bec - 25/7/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

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By JakeLee | 6

#2973476 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:01

weed makes ya paranoid man...

By NomOnShroomz | 14

#2973587 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:07

Umm, no. Weed make you chill as fuck.

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By RMRaidersNumbah3 | 0

#2973469 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:01

cool?

xBangOut | 4

#2973641 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:10

fuck da police

xleanne_aLly | 23

#2973679 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:13

dope- f*ck tha police
it's a remix by nwa

seanders | 10

#2973993 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:43

Wow your brother is an Imbecile. I smoked a joint WITH a cop once lmao. And even if they catch you with a joint, they'll take it away and tell you to fuck off lol.

enonymous | 8

#2974153 - Monday 25 July 2011 20:05

Australian version of Cheech and Chong not as funny as I had hoped. "Dave's not here mate"

Hi_I_am_Q | 0

#2974412 - Monday 25 July 2011 20:47

54- I love your picture man!!

FrancisMX3 | 6

#2974523 - Monday 25 July 2011 21:15

OP probably facepalm'd

dolphincheddar | 10

#2974727 - Monday 25 July 2011 21:54

cops are always around my house ever since those officers disappeared.. it was worth it though, they were tasty

purplepizza21 | 0

#2976648 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:07

now, I'm not a grammar Nazi but I love how just about everyone misspells neighbor

KaySL | 24

#2976667 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:11

Thank Christ you don't consider yourself a grammar Nazi, because you'd make a shit one. Stop being an ignorant moron and giving real Americans a bad name simply because you have the literacy skills of a kindergartener. The OP is from Australia, which uses British English, as does almost all of the English speaking world outside of the USA. Therefore, "neighbour" is spelled correctly, dipshit. Or are you just a troll?

purplepizza21 | 0

#2976744 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:24

now I'm not a grammar Nazi but I love how every one misspells neighbor

Opium_Production | 5

#2977240 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:54

I thought it was I before E. Except after C. I forget the rest.

cc_the_beast | 6

#2977813 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:36

OP, was this the genius I saw on the news who got himself stuck between a retaining wall and a fence?

x_KL_x | 7

#2977997 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:18

I saw that too, it was in Sydney so chances are yes.

cc_the_beast | 6

#2979386 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:04

I'm gunna go with yes anyway...

wizard430 | 2

#2980210 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 16:02

cute very cite

WishResign | 0

#2980644 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 17:29

54, that's awesome. wish I met a cool cop like that only with blunts.
blunts >>> joints

nickxr1000 | 0

#2995728 - Friday 29 July 2011 20:17

ur a fucking liar man

TheChampagneBoi | 5

#2998648 - Saturday 30 July 2011 4:17

silly gooosse

CityFire | 9

#3911930 - Friday 20 January 2012 3:03

Face Palm that is all

By JakeLee | 6

#2973476 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:01

weed makes ya paranoid man...

NomOnShroomz | 14

#2973587 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:07

Umm, no. Weed make you chill as fuck.

OrgasmicBunnies | 9

#2973804 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:22

no, that's DMT.

Uncle_Moe_Lester | 3

#2973828 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:24

21 not at first I remember when I first started I would get extremely paranoid but now I never get paranoid.

iLOLatURpain69 | 7

#2974061 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:51

It must be the ganja!

j_cat187 | 19

#2974064 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:51

weed makes the world crazy.As log as you are cool with the cops, they wont fuck with you.

bored2tearz | 0

#2975052 - Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

completely depends on the area in Utah no way. You're the devil in their eyes. in kentucky most cops view it as a waste of there time.

poy2x | 0

#2975621 - Monday 25 July 2011 23:58

this FML reminds me of the first transformers movie

fadingfaith | 4

#2976783 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:28

...It's the marijuana that's creeping upon me while I'm so high
Maybe it's the Hindi that has gotten in me Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind

I like your profile pic btw.

fadingfaith | 4

#2976797 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:30

This was to #57.

iLOLatURpain69 | 7

#2977210 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:49

Haha tyvm ;)

TheRealSIDeal | 1

#2980886 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:41

Dave chappelle to neil Patrick Harris. undercover brother. 2002.
I sound like that guy from I love you Beth cooper except I'm not gay

rayrayray23 | 1

#2983240 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:12

haha you're funny.

By juilly_fml | 3

#2973477 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:01

ha this made me laugh so much!! :)

rayrayray23 | 1

#2973845 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:26

and we care why?

akichan15 | 5

#2974384 - Monday 25 July 2011 20:43

44- exactly

dolphincheddar | 10

#2974735 - Monday 25 July 2011 21:56

why does 2 remind me of the wicked witch of the west? hmm :/

greatkidem | 7

#2974756 - Monday 25 July 2011 21:59

haha it reminds me of her too!

littlemissFYL | 5

#2974758 - Monday 25 July 2011 21:59

I was thinking more of the witch from wicked, cheddar. lol, I love your facial expression 2! xD

2ndSucks | 15

#2974854 - Monday 25 July 2011 22:18

Personally, I like her eyebrows the best. Very 'evil genius' ish.

BaconDave | 12

#2977752 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:22

*looks at 2's picture*

I can see that

By maddybopeep | 2

#2973479 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:01

can't pick your family, fyl

strainer04 | 8

#2973911 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:33

sooo true!

littlemissFYL | 5

#2974789 - Monday 25 July 2011 22:07

if the little kiddy in your profile picture is related to you, I wouldn't see why you would want to pick your family:) lmao awe

roflcopter423 | 0

#2976998 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:11

you can if you adopt

By xCrazyWhiteGirlx | 0

#2973484 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:02

paranoid, much?

Ldesu | 0

#2975654 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:05

No, he can't be paranoid. That's just where the pineapple express led him to, man.

By JodeMiVida | 13

#2973487 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:02

At least you weren't the ones robbed.

RMRaidersNumbah3 | 0

#2973506 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:03

6 - wtf ?! why is your profile picture a picture of my eyes ?

BBGxBlondie | 6

#2973562 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:06

Wouldn't it be better? Just a thought. I don't really care about shitty spelling - its the juice that the FML has inside.

GnarShreder13 | 0

#2973800 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:22

yea u woulda lost your sweet bong

By 8sq | 13

#2973494 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:03

a bit paranoid:/

By bellakaykid | 6

#2973496 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:03

I love dysfunctional families.

nuggin0917 | 1

#2973732 - Monday 25 July 2011 19:17

this guys family is normal compared to mine

omgcookeys | 15

#2974618 - Monday 25 July 2011 21:35

mine are too over protective.. they won't let me buy ice cream from a truck because they think that "the mexicans poisoned it" btw, I'm not racist, that was a quote, it was not my intention to offend you if you are Mexican.