FML : Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our...

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Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Bec - / Monday 25 July 2011 14:10 / Australia

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By JakeLee | 6

#2973476 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:01

weed makes ya paranoid man...

By NomOnShroomz | 14

#2973587 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:07

Umm, no. Weed make you chill as fuck.

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By RMRaidersNumbah3 | 0

#2973469 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:01

cool?

xBangOut | 4

#2973641 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:10

fuck da police

xleanne_aLly | 23

#2973679 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:13

dope- f*ck tha police it's a remix by nwa

seanders | 10

#2973993 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:43

Wow your brother is an Imbecile. I smoked a joint WITH a cop once lmao. And even if they catch you with a joint, they'll take it away and tell you to fuck off lol.

enonymous | 8

#2974153 - Monday 25 July 2011 08:05

Australian version of Cheech and Chong not as funny as I had hoped. "Dave's not here mate"

Hi_I_am_Q | 0

#2974412 - Monday 25 July 2011 08:47

54- I love your picture man!!

FrancisMX3 | 6

#2974523 - Monday 25 July 2011 09:15

OP probably facepalm'd

dolphincheddar | 10

#2974727 - Monday 25 July 2011 09:54

cops are always around my house ever since those officers disappeared.. it was worth it though, they were tasty

purplepizza21 | 0

#2976648 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 03:07

now, I'm not a grammar Nazi but I love how just about everyone misspells neighbor

KaySL | 24

#2976667 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 03:11

Thank Christ you don't consider yourself a grammar Nazi, because you'd make a shit one. Stop being an ignorant moron and giving real Americans a bad name simply because you have the literacy skills of a kindergartener. The OP is from Australia, which uses British English, as does almost all of the English speaking world outside of the USA. Therefore, "neighbour" is spelled correctly, dipshit. Or are you just a troll?

purplepizza21 | 0

#2976744 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 03:24

now I'm not a grammar Nazi but I love how every one misspells neighbor

Opium_Production | 5

#2977240 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 04:54

I thought it was I before E. Except after C. I forget the rest.

cc_the_beast | 6

#2977813 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 06:36

OP, was this the genius I saw on the news who got himself stuck between a retaining wall and a fence?

x_KL_x | 7

#2977997 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 07:18

I saw that too, it was in Sydney so chances are yes.

cc_the_beast | 6

#2979386 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 11:04

I'm gunna go with yes anyway...

wizard430 | 2

#2980210 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 04:02

cute very cite

WishResign | 0

#2980644 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 05:29

54, that's awesome. wish I met a cool cop like that only with blunts. blunts >>> joints

nickxr1000 | 0

#2995728 - Friday 29 July 2011 08:17

ur a fucking liar man

TheChampagneBoi | 5

#2998648 - Saturday 30 July 2011 04:17

silly gooosse

CityFire | 9

#3911930 - Friday 20 January 2012 03:03

Face Palm that is all

By JakeLee | 6

#2973476 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:01

weed makes ya paranoid man...

NomOnShroomz | 14

#2973587 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:07

Umm, no. Weed make you chill as fuck.

OrgasmicBunnies | 9

#2973804 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:22

no, that's DMT.

Uncle_Moe_Lester | 3

#2973828 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:24

21 not at first I remember when I first started I would get extremely paranoid but now I never get paranoid.

iLOLatURpain69 | 7

#2974061 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:51

It must be the ganja!

j_cat187 | 19

#2974064 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:51

weed makes the world crazy.As log as you are cool with the cops, they wont fuck with you.

bored2tearz | 0

#2975052 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:52

completely depends on the area in Utah no way. You're the devil in their eyes. in kentucky most cops view it as a waste of there time.

poy2x | 0

#2975621 - Monday 25 July 2011 11:58

this FML reminds me of the first transformers movie

fadingfaith | 4

#2976783 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 03:28

...It's the marijuana that's creeping upon me while I'm so high Maybe it's the Hindi that has gotten in me Whatever's gotten into me I don't mind I like your profile pic btw.

fadingfaith | 4

#2976797 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 03:30

This was to #57.

iLOLatURpain69 | 7

#2977210 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 04:49

Haha tyvm ;)

TheRealSIDeal | 1

#2980886 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 06:41

Dave chappelle to neil Patrick Harris. undercover brother. 2002. I sound like that guy from I love you Beth cooper except I'm not gay

rayrayray23 | 1

#2983240 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 03:12

haha you're funny.

By juilly_fml | 3

#2973477 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:01

ha this made me laugh so much!! :)

rayrayray23 | 1

#2973845 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:26

and we care why?

akichan15 | 5

#2974384 - Monday 25 July 2011 08:43

44- exactly

dolphincheddar | 10

#2974735 - Monday 25 July 2011 09:56

why does 2 remind me of the wicked witch of the west? hmm :/

greatkidem | 7

#2974756 - Monday 25 July 2011 09:59

haha it reminds me of her too!

littlemissFYL | 5

#2974758 - Monday 25 July 2011 09:59

I was thinking more of the witch from wicked, cheddar. lol, I love your facial expression 2! xD

2ndSucks | 15

#2974854 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:18

Personally, I like her eyebrows the best. Very 'evil genius' ish.

BaconDave | 12

#2977752 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 06:22

*looks at 2's picture* I can see that

By maddybopeep | 2

#2973479 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:01

can't pick your family, fyl

strainer04 | 8

#2973911 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:33

sooo true!

littlemissFYL | 5

#2974789 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:07

if the little kiddy in your profile picture is related to you, I wouldn't see why you would want to pick your family:) lmao awe

roflcopter423 | 0

#2976998 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 04:11

you can if you adopt

By xCrazyWhiteGirlx | 0

#2973484 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:02

paranoid, much?

Ldesu | 0

#2975654 - Tuesday 26 July 2011 12:05

No, he can't be paranoid. That's just where the pineapple express led him to, man.

By JodeMiVida | 13

#2973487 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:02

At least you weren't the ones robbed.

RMRaidersNumbah3 | 0

#2973506 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:03

6 - wtf ?! why is your profile picture a picture of my eyes ?

BBGxBlondie | 6

#2973562 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:06

Wouldn't it be better? Just a thought. I don't really care about shitty spelling - its the juice that the FML has inside.

GnarShreder13 | 0

#2973800 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:22

yea u woulda lost your sweet bong

By 8sq | 13

#2973494 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:03

a bit paranoid:/

By bellakaykid | 6

#2973496 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:03

I love dysfunctional families.

nuggin0917 | 1

#2973732 - Monday 25 July 2011 07:17

this guys family is normal compared to mine

omgcookeys | 15

#2974618 - Monday 25 July 2011 09:35

mine are too over protective.. they won't let me buy ice cream from a truck because they think that "the mexicans poisoned it" btw, I'm not racist, that was a quote, it was not my intention to offend you if you are Mexican.