By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 21:41 - United States - Romulus

Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 505
You deserved it 3 582

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Inform her you now have a restraining order.

fieldhockeygal97 19

Restraining order against that crazy bitch!


Inform her you now have a restraining order.

Sorry, a restraining order doesn't stop bullets. Maybe a kevlar vest.

GwylaFelidae 7

I agree, get a restraining order on her. Then maybe you should get your own permit to carry?

I guess a restraining order is good in the way that it's official that there is a problem... but I know two people that it did not help at all. If she threatened you in writing I would report it to the police, if not then I would get a gun and a carry permit, and hope that she isn't unstable enough to really do anything.

You don't need a permit in most states to open carry. Get a 12 gauge. Let that psycho see you don't play around without having to say anything.

Make sure you go to Ammu-Nation and purchase the $2000 vest. Best one in stock.

Ch_rae5 19

why woud you pay that much for a vest?

47 - To survive?

47, you've obviously never fought against Merryweather before..

\ 28

In Los Santos in 1992, that same vest only cost $200. And it worked like a charm.

This is what they need to screen for when selling guns to people, not take them away from people completely... Call the ex's and check their mental stability!

Ain't inflation a bitch, 66?

Beg for her mercy and disappear. No one wanna get shot on the face

I guess killing your hamster wasn't enough.

If they called my exes for a permit they would think I'm unstable, but not dangerous. We all behave a little crazy (I prefer irrational) when love goes bad, but death that's aren't my style.

If you get restraining order, most states will take her CCW permit away. FYI.

In many states, if you have a Restraining Order against you, you have to turn your guns in until you have court.

tjv3 10

Yeah you need to go and file a complaint and get an order of protection

@39 yeah. this guy knows what's up.

Restraining orders don't stop bullets.

tell her to fuck off call the police and tell them she's making death threats.

fieldhockeygal97 19

Restraining order against that crazy bitch!

If she is a marksman then she doesn't need get that close

Yeah, 16, because snipers fit under concealed carry permits.

#22, restraining orders are typically a few hundred feet. I can hit a target at 500 yards with a weapon that is certainly not a sniper rifle. She doesn't need to be that close to get a decent shot in. Anyway, OP, either move and change your contact info, or get your own concealed carry license and start packing heat.

ilytyvm 25

I'm a good shot too, but that doesn't mean she is... what I would do is inform the cops that there is a problem. if she is that psychotic, she probably shouldn't be out wandering the streets, especially with a weapon of that magnitude.

I will say this yet again - if you get a restraining order, most states will suspend or revoke her CCW permit.

27 - What the hell are you shooting that can hit 500yds that is not a rifle. A concealed carry only allows certain handguns, none with an extended barrel. We do competition shooting in my family, we've never seen anyone hit that far with a handgun. Maybe 100 yards if they are excellent...

Where I live, if you can prove she has any mental condition or a prescription for any mental disorder, the CCW gets revoked immediately (had a similar situation - ex-gf- on Lexapro and Effexor. Just showed the 'scripts to the local Sheriff, they revoked her permit within a few hours after confirming).

This discussion is moronic. If she isn't worried about the legal consequences of murder, why would she be worried about violating a restraining order? It's not like an invisible, uncrossable barrier suddenly pops up when you get one.

AbstraktThoughts 13

Well inform her that your mine-filled lawn is waiting for her!

DKjazz 20

Be sure inform the mailman and the pizza guy, too.

wow, they'll let any crazy bitch have a gun these days...

Its the governments fault because even if she had a warrant out on her name she would get a permit. The government doesn't even check your background anymore and that's why these nut jobs are able to get guns and kill people.

yes they do, stop spreading anti gun liberal propaganda

Red_Ninja_20 5

Interesting. One bill that wanted to close loopholes in background checks was voted down by one party because it was a "violation" of their 2nd Amendment right...

y would you say that #4, did u recently get yourself a gun?

Jesus fucking Christ! Surprisingly enough, they do perform background checks on people buying firearms. Also, mass shootings almost entirely occur in "gun free zones" where the shooter knows he'll receive no resistance from armed civilians. If you're going to jump on the Gun Control bandwagon, at least have a valid argument.

LadyGunslinger 5

THANK YOU! The masses of people spouting anti-gun rants with ZERO proper knowledge is pure insanity.

its legal for her to have a CCW. popo aint gonna do shit

If she made threats on his life then they can.

vffjvsegb 11

That "oh fuck" moment...

Awesome you should have fun nothings worse than a woman's scorning

graceinsheepwear 33

Nothing is worse than a woman scorned? Except your quote, maybe.

If you live by a gun then you did buy a gun. If that's the case get a bigger one :)

Didn't anyone ever tell you?? It's not the size that matters: it's how you use it! Seriously, a .22 will do you just fine if you can keep a level head and put the bullet in the right place.

A .22 will more then definitely do it. The bullets on that could hit you in the chest, bounce around, and then come out through your ankle!

LadyGunslinger 5

And that is why I own a 45...until they make a 50 cal suitable for carrying ;P

I don't know why, but in my mind she looks like overly attached girlfriend . *Cues psycho theme*

She's a keeper.. In her twisted opinion.

graceinsheepwear 33

Yeah, a keep 'er away from me.