Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
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Top comments
bessiemay01 5
Inform her you now have a restraining order.
fieldhockeygal97 19
Restraining order against that crazy bitch!
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Comments (158)
AsianBomb_xo 10
Damn, what did you do to her? Lol jk I suggest you get a restraining order against her, for your owns sake! (:
cappellaaa 23
report her ass dude
jodyl1 5
This is why I have surveillance video cameras everywhere. they've already saved me on two occasions (see my comment prior about the ex-gf, the other was a family member's ex-wife who accused me of beating her - cameras got her doing things to herself).
Chris93Jones 20
I think you should make your new name fred Johnson.
bluedevil53 3
Restraining orders don't restrain bullets. Just saying. I might recommend visiting your sheriff or whoever does the interview for CC permits and inform them about the threats on your life. They will revoke her license. Problem solved.
Mightytall 35
If she still talks to you on the phone, ask her how serious he is. Record the conversation. If she insists that she needs to continue with her threatening behavior, carry the recording straight to the police.
pmwws 3
there is an association you can call that can take away her permit.
SaySayGurl 10
Get a restraining order
mustabee 5
Am i too late ... can i still make a comment ... R there mate or u a gonna, after all, she did call u 2 let u know she got a weapon, the babe is on her way dude, u got the warning, now buy chocolates or RUN!, simple, no government can protect u now
mustabee 5
Jessie's got a gun