FML : Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when...

Today, my son took a nap quietly for the first time ever. As I went to wake him up, I realized why. A previously poop-filled diaper came flying at me when I opened the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By finalyearsofhate - / Monday 13 March 2017 22:00 /

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By PennyLane27 | 31

#7424599 - Monday 13 March 2017 22:04

He pooped himself out!

By Tripartita | 44

#7424624 - Monday 13 March 2017 22:54

Yep, nothing puts a child to sleep like a haunted diaper.

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By PennyLane27 | 31

#7424599 - Monday 13 March 2017 22:04

He pooped himself out!

By Tripartita | 44

#7424624 - Monday 13 March 2017 22:54

Yep, nothing puts a child to sleep like a haunted diaper.

finalyearsofhate | 22

#7424696 - Tuesday 14 March 2017 4:42

He was far from asleep, and he's the one who threw the diaper at me. After smearing the contents all over himself, the walls... you get the point.

jbuckets_404 | 34

#7424756 - Tuesday 14 March 2017 9:30

OP, how old is Jr?

By trucker2 | 33

#7425109 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 3:36

Future interior decorator

Cali | 51

#7425180 - Wednesday 15 March 2017 10:33

He's a pretty shitty designer though...

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