Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
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Top comments
bessiemay01 5
Inform her you now have a restraining order.
fieldhockeygal97 19
Restraining order against that crazy bitch!
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Comments (158)
owenhs_2002 8
Stalking and intimidation is an offence and she can be charged with it. Start there, then the restraining order, then get your own CCP and make sure your gun is bigger and better than hers.
simsgirlgem 25
get a restraining order if she's stupid enough to mess with you then that's good
gunnerysgt 15
86- because the cops don't think that the women are capable of killing/harming a guy, and when they figure out they're wrong, they feel like total assholes. It doesn't take a college professor to tell you women have killed guys before, even for just breaking up with them
pedinhuh 23
Well, maybe you should get a permit aswell, if she, being the psycho you said she is, managed to get one, it shouldn't be hard for you too! BTW, get a Magnum .48, it could be her lucky day if she attempt anything...
LadyGunslinger 5
She wouldn't be walking away from that.
FlawlessSin 5
pretty sure if you report the threats against your life, she will immediately lose her permit.
XxQuartersxX 14
Sounds like its time for a PPO.
ima_pretty_panda 1
You seriously have a stalker which is ridiculously dangerous. Start talking to the police and get a case going. Gather any evidence you can of her calling, emailing, or physically following you. I hope your state has good anti-stalking laws and you don't become another tragedy.
YoureABuzzkill 9
She sounds like a keeper. Why did you ever let her go?
mooseantlers 1
'MURICA...
RedPillSucks 33
If you can prove she issued a threat, you could probably get her CCP rescinded