Today, I woke up to a text from my mother-in-law saying, "Happy birthday! I hope you have great birthday sex!" I'm now afraid to go over there for dinner tonight. FML
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thisiscat
| 14
Maybe that's the point..
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tanay97
| 8
Um... Did anyone else go WTF?
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thisiscat
| 14
Maybe that's the point..
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FirstTigerHobbes
| 13
I would've been just as scared if she even wished me a happy birthday.
Only because no one ever says happy birthday to me :'(
*runs to sob in a corner*
Only because no one ever says happy birthday to me :'(
*runs to sob in a corner*
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BRYEANISBMFC
| 0
Tell it again.
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FirstTigerHobbes
| 13
I would but I'm crying
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ElricMustang
| 23
Awwww, someone needs a hug...
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FirstTigerHobbes
| 13
70- How... How nice *sniffle* :')
Now according to a code of conduct by the Internet Compliment Committee... We're friends... Best friends.. He he
Now according to a code of conduct by the Internet Compliment Committee... We're friends... Best friends.. He he
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nerobluerose
| 10
Maybe she was offering? Like mother like daughter
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TheElderTROLLZ
| 15
Just tell her you're on it.
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kittenvks
| 11
70- THEN, when it's not their birthday you wish them a very merry unbirthday! *breaks out into song* 80- mother in law FMLs have been happening for decades, we just now have a place to put them :)
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ladyLALAA
| 28
Hobbes, hasn't Calvin even wished you a happy birthday? I thought you were best friends? Happy birthday from Australia!
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FirstTigerHobbes
| 13
No, it's only on Christmas when I get a present or special greeting from him, Calvin is either very forgetful, or just a douche when it comes to my birthday.
Thank you :)
Thank you :)
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ben651
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1/365
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DustyStorm
| 16
Just say, "Thanks! I did!"
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ChaCerCam
| 14
I'm never going to marry a woman who has a crazy ass over protective mother.
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MyChemicalSmosh
| 4
You shouldn't be scared, act like the text never happened.
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Cad6
| 24
Easier said than done.
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11mandy80
| 6
Have fun!!!! Lol jk
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Da_Bauss435
| 8
Exact opposite of what he should do. He should ask her for tips during dinner and just laugh at the awkwardness.
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iBanana
| 17
72- Know what would be far more awkward? Inviting the mother-in-law to a threesome and winking profusely while swallowing.......
swallowing sweet tea. Oh, I can't even comprehend the level of awkwarivity of the moment.
swallowing sweet tea. Oh, I can't even comprehend the level of awkwarivity of the moment.
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mgkgambino
| 3
126.. What the fuck is wrong with u?
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iBanana
| 17
Bad childhood.
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Neligee
| 9
Woah awkward !!!
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siickman
| 7
Thanks captain obvious :)
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TheElderTROLLZ
| 15
That's not awkward! It's a boost for her moral! (Sounded better in my head)
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goldfishgod
| 20
Girl you know I I I
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ClosetTroll
| 10
Maybe she has prepared some special treats, just for you, OP.
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FMLsAreAwesome
| 0
Run. Just run.
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TheElderTROLLZ
| 15
Brownies?!
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yoyoforpeace
| 14
Is she a milf? :)
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my3rdgenipodtouc
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Hey u r cute lol
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tanay97
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Um... Did anyone else go WTF?
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jtthegr8
| 26
I said LOL
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MrSassypants
| 32
You looked at the FML and SAID "LOL"? Now I say "WTF".
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vbmg152
| 18
Yeah!! Me!!
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babjak
| 6
I said lol! Great sense of humor.
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TrollBaby
| 8
From these comments, I see a few people that enjoy talking to their smart phones or computer and share random acronyms.
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nemo88
| 8
Why would you not want to have sex?????
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TheElderTROLLZ
| 15
100 - When did OP say that?
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sergioyslas
| 1
Really awkward but it would be funny to recieve
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Right_Click
| 12
*receive
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iheartdance
| 6
'I' before 'E' except after 'C' :)
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richy90255
| 8
Well that's awkward but at least try to follow her advice Happy Birthday
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iheartstewie7
| 5
^^ i like your picture ;)
I wonder if OP is a guy or a girl because that somehow effects the WTF(!) factor. If you're a guy, be very afraid OP..she could be suggesting something :O
I wonder if OP is a guy or a girl because that somehow effects the WTF(!) factor. If you're a guy, be very afraid OP..she could be suggesting something :O
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LolFMLnot
| 10
She might be a lesbian and suggesting the same thing ^
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esines
| 9
Doesn't matter, might have birthday sex?
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AspiredMinds
| 0
Unoriginal. Get a new joke you troll.
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ayyemmcee
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At least she's not a raging bitch to you like most mother-in-laws? Silver lining OP.
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lolfood
| 24
Enjoy!
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Pentium_4
| 26
maybe she was being sarcastic and that's her way of keeping you from coming over