Maybe that's the point..

I would've been just as scared if she even wished me a happy birthday.
Only because no one ever says happy birthday to me :'(
*runs to sob in a corner*

Tell it again.

I would but I'm crying

Awwww, someone needs a hug...

70- How... How nice *sniffle* :')
Now according to a code of conduct by the Internet Compliment Committee... We're friends... Best friends.. He he

Maybe she was offering? Like mother like daughter

Just tell her you're on it.

70- THEN, when it's not their birthday you wish them a very merry unbirthday! *breaks out into song* 80- mother in law FMLs have been happening for decades, we just now have a place to put them :)

Hobbes, hasn't Calvin even wished you a happy birthday? I thought you were best friends? Happy birthday from Australia!

No, it's only on Christmas when I get a present or special greeting from him, Calvin is either very forgetful, or just a douche when it comes to my birthday.
Thank you :)

1/365

Just say, "Thanks! I did!"

I'm never going to marry a woman who has a crazy ass over protective mother.

You shouldn't be scared, act like the text never happened.

Easier said than done.

Have fun!!!! Lol jk

Exact opposite of what he should do. He should ask her for tips during dinner and just laugh at the awkwardness.

72- Know what would be far more awkward? Inviting the mother-in-law to a threesome and winking profusely while swallowing.......
swallowing sweet tea. Oh, I can't even comprehend the level of awkwarivity of the moment.

126.. What the fuck is wrong with u?

Bad childhood.

Woah awkward !!!

Thanks captain obvious :)

That's not awkward! It's a boost for her moral! (Sounded better in my head)

Girl you know I I I

Maybe she has prepared some special treats, just for you, OP.

Run. Just run.

Brownies?!

Is she a milf? :)

Hey u r cute lol

Um... Did anyone else go WTF?

I said LOL

You looked at the FML and SAID "LOL"? Now I say "WTF".

Yeah!! Me!!

I said lol! Great sense of humor.

From these comments, I see a few people that enjoy talking to their smart phones or computer and share random acronyms.

Why would you not want to have sex?????

100 - When did OP say that?

Really awkward but it would be funny to recieve

*receive

'I' before 'E' except after 'C' :)

Well that's awkward but at least try to follow her advice Happy Birthday

^^ i like your picture ;)

I wonder if OP is a guy or a girl because that somehow effects the WTF(!) factor. If you're a guy, be very afraid OP..she could be suggesting something :O

She might be a lesbian and suggesting the same thing ^

Doesn't matter, might have birthday sex?

Unoriginal. Get a new joke you troll.

At least she's not a raging bitch to you like most mother-in-laws? Silver lining OP.

Enjoy!

maybe she was being sarcastic and that's her way of keeping you from coming over