Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, my violent housemate qualified for a gun license. She picks up her bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
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Top comments
bessiemay01 5
Inform her you now have a restraining order.
fieldhockeygal97 19
Restraining order against that crazy bitch!
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Comments (158)
DeathsHero 1
...Run
dutch_girl13 20
Tips for survival: 1. Buy bulletproof vest 2. File Restraining Order 3. Get a concealed carry permit 4. Survive
Omniprism 15
Restraining order. Make it known she has a weapon permit so people know if you end up shot then they know who it is. Keep all messages from her that contain threats. And maybe get your own weapon and let her know.
SoultheWolf 19
Inform the licensing place about this. I don't know how it works in the US, but in Canada if you have an ex and they claim their concerns about something like this then their permit is revoked. Also allow the cops to know, try and get a restraining order on her, and allow your family to know if something happens to you to have the cops investigate her.
worldclassrager 41
She can carry a gun now...but she can't kill you for any reason...still you could get one yourself...
kalbrek009 20
File a restraining order citing her threats against you & that she has informed you of her permit...hopefully the police will go & revoke/confiscate her permit & gun if she has one & inform all the nearby gun shops not to sell to her
kalbrek009 20
Also, this is why I'm against concealed carry permits...I think that they should only issue open carry permits...require psych evals on top of the back ground checks normally associated with fire arm purchases
laughlots4195 7
Screw a restraning order, change your name and move outta the country. FYL OP
seriously_wtf22 2
Restraining order is needed and you need to get you carting license as well. Don't go down without a fight
dragon8277 9
If you go to the cops and tell them about the death threats she has made and that she informed you she now has a concealed carry permit then she will get put in jail and will never be able to have a concealed carry permit or a fire arm for the rest of her life
LadyGunslinger 5
In all likelihood, jail time wouldn't happen...but her permit, if not her gun as well, would be void & she would be denied any future attempts to obtain one, and would be flagged during the background check done should she ever try to purchase an additional or replacement firearm