Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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Top comments
Pentium_4 27
for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!
xbrit551 13
Damn, I love yoga pants
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Comments (314)
KaelaKhaotic 5
Look, momma doesn't need to get all pissy just because you look good. ;]
mixmaster647 2
Moms are getting awesome lately on fml
Yeskah 0
Yoga pants are not meant to be worn for regular day activities. Only for exercise, chilling at home, or even to walk your dog. But not for grocery shopping, shopping at the mall, nor school.
Tormemta 0
Who the hell decides when and where it's appropriate to where yoga pants?
gene818 13
Dad: "I'm sexy and I know it!"
Clamcreepy 7
Don't worry because I'm pretty sure your dad would not want to embarrass his self like that just to get you to stop wearing pants..it just doesn't fit the bill in my opinion
Chad_the_Brony 0
Stop wearing them, cameltoe.
RaggleFrock 13
#106 stop looking at my area.
tobedd 13
It's like a car crash, you can't help but look
iluvbunniesmore 0
Tell your friend he's a new member of lmfao you know the band
kowthamravi 0
I love yoga pants keep wearing them
Steph101088 4
Wearing skin tight yoga pants every single day? Those are relaxing clothes not school clothes. Do you not have any other clothes? I see where your mom is coming from. Hopefully you change your clothing style soon..... For your dads sake as well!;-)
Jasonf6 0
You prob wear Ugg boots too don't ya?
bobbycorwen 5
And a crew neck sweat shirt with a Ralph Lauren polo hat.