Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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Top comments
Pentium_4 27
for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!
xbrit551 13
Damn, I love yoga pants
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Comments (314)
GoW_Chick 15
I think that threat would be worse for your dad, not a good idea for him to show up to a school with underaged kids, while wearing a speedo.
flooger101 6
Ha that would be bad!
XanderJayNix 17
#13 (my lucky number btw) has a point. Unless your school ha a beach day, an adult male showing up to a public school full of minors, is bound to attract author active attention. Continue wearing your yoga pants miss. Your mother's threat is invalid.
marinus_fml 20
I think you mean *authoritative
The_Troller 14
We can only hope
XanderJayNix 17
I did mean that but didn't catch the typo until it was too late to correct it.
rulingtomax 0
Been down that road with some metal shirts I have. I'm so glad my parents haven't done this yet.
Juliaa15 6
shirts made of metal? sounds uncomfortable to me.
DooleyFTW 17
Chainmail is a lot more comfortable than you'd expect! It's just not as popular these days since the knights died out..
midgetpuncher 4
Although I'm sure your classmates would greatly enjoy seeing you in yoga pants, I think they would rather see you in jeans and see your dad fully clothed.
a7ftmidget 0
... Heck if it was me I would be strutting in front of the school till she came out.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Stop wearing yoga pant to school>see my dad in a speedo(ugh!) I'm pretty sure the choice is obvious.
ladyLALAA 29
Could be worse, your mum could pick you up on tassels!
ladyLALAA 29
**in. Oops!
ChaosAngel17 14
I never understood why parents don't like yoga pants.
ambamm135 7
Because a lot of girls who wear them bag extreme camel toe and they can be super reveling. Some girls pool it off really well but others.....no. Also if op is like a girl at my old HS who wore black leggings ALL the time without underwear and it was very apparent. How? Her leggings were super thin. :(
ImaginaryFoe 1
I wouldn't want my kid wearing something so revealing but besides that, I wouldn't want her wearing the same thing all the time. Going to school in workout clothes every day is lazy and sloppy. Even Mean Girls only did it once a week.
Almandine 7
They are called "yoga" pants for a reason they are for working out and getting sweaty in. I agree that it looks lazy. It's like wearing wind shorts or pjs to school. You look lazy and reveal more than you probably should.
RedPillSucks 33
FML, I need some schooling. I don't understand how yoga pants give you camel toe (or perhaps I don't understand what camel toe is). I thought the issue was the lip revealing view.
ambamm135 7
158 yes yes you do. Camel toe means you can see the girls ****** area through her pants. If you've seen pants going up someone's but as if it was trying to eat their pants than put that in the front and tada! Camel toe (graphic and disturbing I know sorry)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If you had a daughter, you would understand.
SilentTreatment 7
Yoga pants make excellent eye candy at the gym! ;)
drlove78843 6
op your mom and dad love you and they want the best for you, they have more experience in life than you do. I hope you listen to them :)
Techtacular 0
Some people shouldn't wear yoga pants. But if you're working them, take the risk! ;D
benmec 18
Is your dad hot? ;)