Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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Top comments
Pentium_4 27
for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!
xbrit551 13
Damn, I love yoga pants
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Comments (314)
JadeWalker 14
yoga pants are for girls with non exsistant asses to make it appear like they have one due to the tightness of the pants. ydi lol
alinka_fml 0
wouldn't that make it even flatter if the pants are too tight?
HelloImBrandon 0
Yoga pants = love
11jon96 7
There's nothing wrong with that hahaha
SwtCherryPie 26
your parents just want you to be a decent person... going out dressed like that sends the wrong signals to people and if your parents are still picking you up from school it sounds like you are too young to dress like that... im sure the ogling is what you are going for but thats whats wrong with society today... kids wanna go out dressed like grownups then we all wonder why pedophilia is so rampant
SwtCherryPie 26
I know i personally love the way a woman's ass looks in yoga pants... kids dont need to dress in sexy, tight, or revealing clothing
Raesin 21
Agreed, hookers try to dress like little girls and little girls want to dress like hookers, do you carry money or candy? (Yes I robbed the joke from some comedian but I can't remember who.)
msrabbit625 4
Lmfao
hateevryone 15
Find another way to get home from school.
KiddNYC1O 22
I hope it's not during lunch time...
djwars 0
How about you just stop wearing yoga pants. Your parents wouldn't be angry and you would not be secretly thought of as a *****. Hmm, let's weigh our options.
DrBaMo_fml 4
haha thet's great. theta eBay you get
Egao_fml 8
SPEEDOS!