Miscellaneous: Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to...

By ThatOneGirl646 - 12/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

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By MomIsJelly - 22/02/2022 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML

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By fanaticalfuckspawn - 25/08/2014 20:14 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:27 - United States

Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML

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By HSampsON - 13/10/2013 21:20 - Niger - Niamey

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 07:07 - Canada - London

Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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By swmmr - 07/08/2011 19:41 - United States

Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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Good job parenting

By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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Thursday 12 January 2012 8:55

for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!

xbrit551 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 8:55

Damn, I love yoga pants

Comments

onanymouse 1

Thursday 12 January 2012 21:45

My dad would pick me up in a speedo just because.

ultra_notorious 26

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:31

nothing wrong with wearing them, as a guy i love checking out girl's asses in them and trying to spot camel toes!

helloello 2

Friday 13 January 2012 10:07

See, this is why the mom doesn't want the daughter wearing them.

slushybox 9

Thursday 12 January 2012 22:56

Does anyone realize that there's a good chance that yoga pants are not flattering on her? Haha ????

jbelden 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:11

My mom told me that they are a second skin and it was like her wearing a swim suite.... It was bad.. I'll keep wearing them if u do!

bubblezz0504 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:12

that's stupid. yoga pants are so comfy. I wear them all the time

Thekidinme 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 23:54

Gotta love yoga pants ;)

Glidefedt 6

Friday 13 January 2012 0:18

It's like sweatpants or tracksuit bottoms. The single most comfortable, non shorts legwear for men.

rawr1011 4

Friday 13 January 2012 1:27

Stop wearing the pants

blink978 1

Friday 13 January 2012 1:29

What color speedo?

onlyontuesdaysxD 0

Friday 13 January 2012 3:08

He would be a violation of the dress code. That way, he's not allowed in the school, so you would be safe

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