Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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Top comments
Pentium_4 27
for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!
xbrit551 13
Damn, I love yoga pants
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Comments (314)
onanymouse 1
My dad would pick me up in a speedo just because.
ultra_notorious 26
nothing wrong with wearing them, as a guy i love checking out girl's asses in them and trying to spot camel toes!
helloello 2
See, this is why the mom doesn't want the daughter wearing them.
slushybox 9
Does anyone realize that there's a good chance that yoga pants are not flattering on her? Haha ????
jbelden 0
My mom told me that they are a second skin and it was like her wearing a swim suite.... It was bad.. I'll keep wearing them if u do!
bubblezz0504 0
that's stupid. yoga pants are so comfy. I wear them all the time
Thekidinme 0
Gotta love yoga pants ;)
Glidefedt 6
It's like sweatpants or tracksuit bottoms. The single most comfortable, non shorts legwear for men.
rawr1011 4
Stop wearing the pants
blink978 1
What color speedo?
onlyontuesdaysxD 0
He would be a violation of the dress code. That way, he's not allowed in the school, so you would be safe