Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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Pentium_4 27
for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!
xbrit551 13
Damn, I love yoga pants
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Comments (314)
KleeTEE_fml 0
I wear victoria's secret yoga pants maybe once every three weeks. they're cute & comfortable..and if you get the right size they aren't 'slutty'. However… wearing them every day makes you seem lazy.
redsoxgrl824 11
I've had plenty of days where I wear them around my house and once in awhile when you need to run a quick errand there is no need really to change if I'm gonna be gone for a short period of time. I favor the boot cut cause the legging ones are like wearing underwear which is inappropriate for daily wear in public
5t3ff1k4h 47
Oh dear. If you're thin and you've got the body for it, why the hell not? But if you've got a little junk in the trunk, please refrain from wearing those... we don't really wanna see every little roll or the bump your panties make when they bite into your ass cheeks. Note to even the thin girls though, wear a tunic with them. We don't wanna see exactly where your ass crack is.
doglover339 4
That's pretty rude...It kinda bugs me when people wear really tight ones but that was pretty rude for u to just say that weight challenged people should wear them If u don't want to see it don't look
5t3ff1k4h 47
While it may very well be rude, there are certain things people should wear to suit their body type. It's not possible to just "not look". People are going to look anyway. Do -you- want to see an ass crack or random folds of skin spilling out of clothing? No? Right. So they should be finding clothes that fit. If I wanted to see what their ass looked like I'd take them to bed. Simple as that.
LauraKaty 2
One badass mom...
shsbrownie 3
let me guess..... you go to PCEP dont you?
lionlvr 9
Yoga pants are comfy. Joke is on them though, just tell everyone what happened and how your parents are weird.
alinka_fml 0
you are obv too young if your mother threatens you b/c of what you wear. and if you are too young yoga pants can look slutty depends on how you wear them. maybe it's a trend nowadays. underage girls dressing like strippers.
UsernameInCanada 7
It's a trend, and the fact that yoga pants are so tight that guys can tell if you're wearing a thong or not isn't what parents want!
alinka_fml 0
exactly.
emmacharbs 1
I love yogas! They are like the best thing ever, your parents are cray. Keep wearing them(:
cuddlebunny3548 11
There's nothing wrong with yoga pants to school!!
kidclarke 15
Just wear a thong to school instead. You will get the point across that your lazy and easy to sleep with much faster.