Clothes, Weird, Parents and Miscellaneous: Fashionista

Fashionista

By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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You deserved it 3 532

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By Thanksmom - 18/03/2016 06:23 - United States - Riverside

Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 129

You deserved it 1 464

By wat - 20/09/2013 05:52 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML

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You deserved it 3 304

All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 291

You deserved it 2 045

Put it away!

By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 703

You deserved it 153

By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 049

You deserved it 370

By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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You deserved it 13 711

Sir Mix-a-Lot's mom

By MomIsJelly - 22/02/2022 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 238

You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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You deserved it 10 246

Upfront

By kalisa anteater - 09/06/2013 20:49 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 345

You deserved it 4 947

Bad day

By Anonymous - 19/03/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, apparently, I can't have a bad day. After school, mom asked me if I'd had a good day. I told her no. Without asking, she went on a tirade about how unsociable I am and how poor my attitude is. I was harassed all day by my classmates because I don't wear expensive brand name clothes like they do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 609

You deserved it 89

RodzillaX 30

Monday 8 July 2013 9:05

Show her who wore it best.

BeccaHugs 17

Monday 8 July 2013 9:06

Either your mom dresses too young for her age, or you dress too much like older people.

Comments

RodzillaX 30

Monday 8 July 2013 9:05

Show her who wore it best.

AbstraktThoughts 13

Monday 8 July 2013 9:25

Based off of OP's name, I think we're gonna need pictures to determine who wore it best ;) haha

hessel 13

Monday 8 July 2013 9:39

dont you ever go to an fml thinking" why the **** would people click you deserve it"?

badluckdawson 19

Monday 8 July 2013 10:23

Just to get badges #22

lilmegiscool 4

Monday 8 July 2013 12:02

Some people are actually the cause of what happened to them.. So they did in fact deserve it.

laxbro4769 6

Monday 8 July 2013 18:32

I legit say you deserved if for about a fourth of them lmao

ermagherdaturdis 26

Tuesday 9 July 2013 18:36

Nothing worse than mutton dressed as lamb.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 8 July 2013 9:05

You should be able to wear what you want...what makes her care so much...being you is you...

BeccaHugs 17

Monday 8 July 2013 9:06

Either your mom dresses too young for her age, or you dress too much like older people.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 8 July 2013 9:07

Either way does that really make massive problem? Styles come back...

xlord 27

Monday 8 July 2013 9:13

In the words of macklamore "I wear your grandads clothes, I look incredible..."

moonsalt 20

Monday 8 July 2013 9:16

#5: But competition in female fashion is something amongst the youth, and it can create some awkward conflict if said competition is between a mother and a daughter.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 8 July 2013 9:24

Being a guy that's probably why I don't understand...we dress the same become bear friends...chicks on the other hand usually have a problem...

badluckdawson 19

Monday 8 July 2013 10:24

#13 you couldn't spell macklemore right and its her mother not her grandad dumbass

xlord 27

Monday 8 July 2013 11:40

Wow I got one letter wrong, I am a complete idiot. I should go re-evaluate my life now. P.S. it was A QUOTE, can you not infer the meaning from it or do I have to explain it to you?