Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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Pentium_4 27
for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!
xbrit551 13
Damn, I love yoga pants
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Comments (314)
redsoxgrl824 11
There's a difference between wearing them to be slutty and wearing them cause you're having a day where jeans don't want to fit so think before you open your mouth and call every girl a **** just cause they have on yoga pants. And if a guy can't control how he is gonna react to a girl, then that's his problem cause not everyone dresses to impress them
terrask 11
You're still wearing them in both cases... No one's calling anyone a **** or groping everything in sight. Wether or not the girl's vag-crack is under a peel a fabric or not in the case of yoga-pants, it's still there for everyone to see, which is the whole point of the argument. If a man wears a bodyglove for comfort or just a fetish, you'll still be able to see if he's hanging right or left.
YahImThatGuy 0
Whether you are only wearing them to be comfortable, or because you want to show yourself off, it doesn't matter. Because you ARE showing yourself off. That sends out a certain message to guys, whether you mean to or not, and that is probably not the kind of girl you would like guys to think you are.
skatergrl26 9
The only reason girls wear clothing like that is because they want attention. Apparently your parents don't want you, their daughter, wearing clothes that every guy will notice.
maxwells_hammer 5
Not necessarily. The only days that I wear my yoga pants are the days in which I don't want attention. I wear them when I just want to be comfortable like for studying in the library all day or going on a trip. Yoga pants are a nice mix of looking decent and being comfortable instead of just wearing sweats or pajamas.
5t3ff1k4h 47
168 - Looking decent? No, last time I checked wearing pants that cling to every lump, bump and crevice isn't decent. Yoga pants are for the gym and should not be worn out in the normal public. I'd personally rather see pyjama pants than yoga pants because at least pyjama pants don't show everything.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
You should probably divert your rage toward girls who wear jeans that are way too small for them. You see WAY more on those girls (thong, half of their ass, etc.) than a girl wearing a pair of yoga pants.
5t3ff1k4h 47
220 - Actually, I do see more girls in yoga pants. At my university, you're hard pressed to find a girl in anything but. However, I agree that's a horrible look as well. Please don't tell me what I see and don't see. You don't go to my school (I assume) and you certainly can't see out of my eyes.
perdix 31
Follow your mom's wishes and don't wear yoga pants to school. Wear no pants -- that'll show her!
your_face 15
It wouldn't really be any different, though, would it?
sparklecherry 4
Smart mom.
braxdan50 4
I love my girlfriends yoga pants lol
RedPillSucks 33
Your mom doesn't want every boy in school to read your lips. I'm not sure how sending dad in scrotum revealing speedos will help though.
chum_mum 7
Lol how clever! :D
allaboutme13 1
My mom would do the same thing
alexup24 13
yoga pants are actually better than booty shorts for some weird reason
perdix 31
Call her bluff. Your dad's gut probably hangs over the Speedo, so it looks like he's not wearing anything. That'll make him popular in the holding cell.
jafreen 8
Classic scene!!