Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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Pentium_4 27
for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!
xbrit551 13
Damn, I love yoga pants
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Comments (314)
alimayBVB182 0
Ew yoga pants make it look like your butt got hungry and are trying to eat the pants.
StoryOfTheYear 15
That's a problem?
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
If you are the girls parent and depending on her age.. Wait.. Regardless of her age it's a huge problem. How would YOU feel about it if it were YOUR daughter, hmm?
lolmonster34 0
Who care about that I'd rage with my gf at her parents if she had to stop wearing them lol...there's mo problem with them just cuz there tight, So what?!
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Dude you are 13 quit lying about girlfriends over the Internet. And you wouldn't do shit if her father confronted you either. Yoga pants are for YOGA. They are not appropriate to be wearing to school.
lolmonster34 0
STFU YOU UGLY SHIT YOU'RE COMMENTING ON STUFF OF PEOPLE WHO LIKE THEM REALLY **** OFF. AND JUST CUZ YOU'RE TOO UGLY TO GET A GF **** OFF TO OTHER PEOPLE THAT CAN DUMBSHIT
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Lol all caps rage. Nice. Not really, I'm seeing it from the parents view. And calling idiots out for being idiots. That's all I do.
lolmonster34 0
You're seeing it from a parents view because to be a parent you need a gf and a gf is someone you'll never have (well at least a decent looking one)
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
I don't need to be a parent. I grew up with 2 nieces, and all kinds of little cousins. You think I want to see any of them being chased around by horny little *****? No. I agree with the parents.
lolmonster34 0
I love how your not denying that im calling you an ugly shit
sethster14 0
Maybe the 2 of you should chill. Your arguein over comments on an FML blog. If you would lik to argue, exchange emails and argue over those and spare those of us tryin to getta few laughs on here the headache of readin your rage comments to each other.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
I didn't want to argue he just kept replying.. But it's all gone now thanks to the magic of FML. I goin to bed.
sethster14 0
Then be the more mature one since your 17, and don't reply at all. Lik you said, he's 13. Why dignify his comment wit a reply? Know wat I'm sayin? Just food for thought.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
That whole argument is makes me feel retarded..
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Uhm, perhaps if the pants are too small. It's the same with jeans, if you buy them too small you look terrible! If you buy yoga pants that actually fit and are cut probably, there is no "butt hunger" nor cameltoe.
Bacontree 14
Maybe it's because yoga pants show your complete ass and your parents don't think that's appropriate. It's like wearing leggings with a short top. I'm on your parents side here, put on some jeans!
kateindeed 5
As opposed to your half ass?
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
That was uncalled for..
lolmonster34 0
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koolkat27 13
31- just because you probably wouldn't look good in yoga pants, doesn't mean you have to tell other girls to stop wearing them
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
*Looks at 31's picture* Yay! I just found Wally! :P
RedPillSucks 33
kateindeed, I thought it was funny.
Goatinsfriend 8
I don't see the problem with yoga pants..
kateindeed 5
Start wearing daisy dukes and maybe she won't have a problem with the yoga pants anymore.
TheOnlyAlan 0
If he picks you up in a speedo, go to school in only a thong. You-1 Father-0
_Vamp_ 9
Then imagine what he'd do next..... the horror
XanderJayNix 17
Tell your mom if he goes to your school in only a swimsuit (topless even technically) then do are you. That should (hopefully) shut her up!
The_Troller 14
Male classmate: Over 9000
sethster14 0
They is nothin wrong with bein comfy. If I could I would wear flannel pants and basketball shorts and sandals to school. I mean we are there for 8 hours a day. Why not be in comfort? Atleast yoga pants cover up stuff more than other clothing.
lolmonster34 0
Ima guy so what I were doesn't matter but the concept of what you said I'm sorry but **** THAT
HollowSanctuary 7
Call her bluff!
RockN 10
Wear leggings instead :P
katya_21 6
Dad in a speedo... this just made my day. I wonder if he'd actually do it. And you should be able to wear whatever you want. So what if yoga pants are a bit... weird to wear to school?!