Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
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Pentium_4 27
for all the guys' sake in your school.....keep wearing the yoga pants!
xbrit551 13
Damn, I love yoga pants
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PYLrulz 17
Unless you are going to yoga class, don't wear the pants to school
CuddleMePanda 0
I would only be worried if your dad actually wants to wear the speedos.
redsoxgrl824 11
My mom is all for buying me yoga pants when she can. Wearing them everyday is a bit extreme but there is nothing wrong with wearing them out when you're having a lazy day. And nobody can say they've never had one cause we all have
renegadebaker 0
Some girls should definitely not wear yoga pants.. or leggings.. or anything else skin-tight to begin with. Idk how many women I've seen wear them who think they look good that are really only showing off the craters in their ass and the butt's equivalence of a double chin. *shudders* Maybe OP's mom isn't being as blunt as she needs to be about why she wants her to stop wearing them.. Or maybe OP's yoga pants are too flattering since she's a minor. Either way, putting her dad in a position to get arrested Pee-Wee-style probably isn't the wisesr course of action :/
GypsyRover 0
-pulls up in a van and slides open the door- "want a pice of candy little girl?" I know... ... That was bad,but I could not resist.
FlashBurn 13
It's called common decency! You totally deserve it. By the way, usually it's considered slutty to wear them to school. A nice, comfy pair of jeans in always my choice! Though my school is online now, so I can even go naked and no one will care. :D
redsoxgrl824 11
You're a guy, can you honestly say you know what it's like to feel bloated and none of your jeans fit or feel comfortable and because for girls who wear yogas once in awhile to school their still called ***** when they are decent and have an off day?
finalyearsofhate 22
how lazy do you have to be to not put on a pair of jeans? I can't stand when people go out in clothes inappropriate for what they're doing. next you'll be wearing pajamas out shopping..
phatway12 13
It's cool, you know, because it's a fad. Seriously though, the yoga pants, nude tights, and shit gets REAL old..
terrask 11
Comfy or not, it's basically walking naked with body paint, kinda beating the whole ''clothes'' concept. Don't get me wrong, I do appreciate the sight on a sexy girl, but therein lies the problem too. If you think it's gross for the father-speedo thing, imagine how weird it is to see his daughter's butt-crak and cameltoe that often. Didn't see it that way did you?
desireev 18
66- what are you even talking about?! What she said made perfect sense!