oh man....next time you smell fish, you know what to say. BUT, only cause she was mean first ;)

It may be short, but at least its skinny!

lol. i wasn't trying to be mean. just kiddin around cause it's FML afterall

Maybe she was referring to her boss?

I think she was just dicking around with the penis jokes, I mean it sounds like a sausage fest at work already, who wouldn't want to cock about in a situation like that?

Confucius say, even big sausage can't fill huge mouth.

OP, at least she didn't tell you it was like an over cooked noodle inside a Pringles can

Hilarious!!!

Your Girlfriend is awesome. :)

No meat-lovers today?

Did anyone else think this FML was going to end differently?

29-If it did, it wouldn't be on FML

On the phone with boss, girlfriend makes sexual comment, boss hears it.. Still could be on FML.

I would love your meat.

Me too

The joys of working with your significant other.

There is a joy in it? (sarcasm)

It's rarely ever a good thing

It is kind of cute. She will always love him no matter how much sausage he has!

Soooo what did the boss say??

"okay, I'll put the order in". I'm guessing here.

Is that really what you got from this FML? Relevancy fail.

No I know what was meant. I was being very general and just asking....completely irrelevant to the actual FML

call your boss back; tell him you have some roast beef you could offer up instead.

say the yeast baking in the oven reminds you of someone you know.

Ya then where does that get him....an ex gf/co worker....a sore face from getting slapped...and still having a small sausage (pizza) wouldn't help him be any more confident hahaha

Good one :)

Clever girl

Can someone explain

A yeast infection look it up @ google

Lol

There's a saying my mom once said to me it's not what you don't got that matters but how you use what you do got OP. So do you know how to use what you got?

I'm gonna go ahead and say no. If he did she prolly wouldn't complain. Just my thoughts though.

8 I agree with you.

...that's awkward for your mom to tell you that.

Some people have good communicative relationships with their parents. Not all parent-child relationships are dysfunctional.

It's not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean...

Lies you ever want to cross an ocean in a row boat

did someone order up a slice of bitcharoni pizza?

*taps on shoulder* you gonna eat that? (referring to avatar)

That awkward moment when...

Your significant other puts you down like that

A joke on fml doesn't getting as many "thumbs up" as you had hoped?

Bahahaa! That was a good one ^

Sounds like you came up short... :/