By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 00:26 - United States

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Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML
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Pentium_4 27
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oh man....next time you smell fish, you know what to say. BUT, only cause she was mean first ;)

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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No meat-lovers today?

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Pentium_4 27
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oh man....next time you smell fish, you know what to say. BUT, only cause she was mean first ;)

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gojira666 7
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It may be short, but at least its skinny!

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Pentium_4 27
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lol. i wasn't trying to be mean. just kiddin around cause it's FML afterall

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dirtroadboy 7
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Maybe she was referring to her boss?

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Keyman1212 14
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I think she was just dicking around with the penis jokes, I mean it sounds like a sausage fest at work already, who wouldn't want to cock about in a situation like that?

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shanemaximo 7

Confucius say, even big sausage can't fill huge mouth.

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asianbeezy_ 5

OP, at least she didn't tell you it was like an over cooked noodle inside a Pringles can

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kirastarr808 3

Hilarious!!!

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crazytiger16 8
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Your Girlfriend is awesome. :)

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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No meat-lovers today?

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DontModMeDammit 10

Did anyone else think this FML was going to end differently?

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nahgemoohc 17
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29-If it did, it wouldn't be on FML

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DontModMeDammit 10

On the phone with boss, girlfriend makes sexual comment, boss hears it.. Still could be on FML.

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GenaALazer 22
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I would love your meat.

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FriscoKidz 10
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The joys of working with your significant other.

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

There is a joy in it? (sarcasm)

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braxdan50 4
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It's rarely ever a good thing

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ImInYourFACEbook 8
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It is kind of cute. She will always love him no matter how much sausage he has!

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Michael_92 20

Soooo what did the boss say??

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boofgall 16
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"okay, I'll put the order in". I'm guessing here.

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kikiwi_fml 9

Is that really what you got from this FML? Relevancy fail.

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Michael_92 20

No I know what was meant. I was being very general and just asking....completely irrelevant to the actual FML

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heartless_fml 6

call your boss back; tell him you have some roast beef you could offer up instead.

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chelseaaababyyy 17
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say the yeast baking in the oven reminds you of someone you know.

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JhunnySuperman 0

Ya then where does that get him....an ex gf/co worker....a sore face from getting slapped...and still having a small sausage (pizza) wouldn't help him be any more confident hahaha

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Eddie465 0
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Good one :)

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helper420 0

Clever girl

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tehrealone 6

Can someone explain

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DJD3STRO 0
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A yeast infection look it up @ google

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K_kanaka 26

There's a saying my mom once said to me it's not what you don't got that matters but how you use what you do got OP. So do you know how to use what you got?

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Michael_92 20

I'm gonna go ahead and say no. If he did she prolly wouldn't complain. Just my thoughts though.

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K_kanaka 26

8 I agree with you.

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lambybug 0
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...that's awkward for your mom to tell you that.

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RedPillSucks 31

Some people have good communicative relationships with their parents. Not all parent-child relationships are dysfunctional.

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Twakkie731 4
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It's not the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean...

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kronick_fml 0

Lies you ever want to cross an ocean in a row boat

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ceepevoy 0
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did someone order up a slice of bitcharoni pizza?

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Pentium_4 27
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*taps on shoulder* you gonna eat that? (referring to avatar)

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ChaosAngel17 14
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That awkward moment when...

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Eddie465 0
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Your significant other puts you down like that

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alstbv12 13

A joke on fml doesn't getting as many "thumbs up" as you had hoped?

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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

Bahahaa! That was a good one ^

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SilentTreatment 7
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Sounds like you came up short... :/

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