FML : Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend...

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Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 12 January 2012 00:26 / United States

Intimacy

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By Pentium_4 | 26

#3870629 - Thursday 12 January 2012 8:56

oh man....next time you smell fish, you know what to say. BUT, only cause she was mean first ;)

By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3870630 - Thursday 12 January 2012 8:57

No meat-lovers today?

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By Pentium_4 | 26

#3870629 - Thursday 12 January 2012 8:56

oh man....next time you smell fish, you know what to say. BUT, only cause she was mean first ;)

gojira666 | 7

#3870684 - Thursday 12 January 2012 9:09

It may be short, but at least its skinny!

Pentium_4 | 26

#3870702 - Thursday 12 January 2012 9:11

lol. i wasn't trying to be mean. just kiddin around cause it's FML afterall

dirtroadboy | 7

#3870936 - Thursday 12 January 2012 10:19

Maybe she was referring to her boss?

Keyman1212 | 14

#3871025 - Thursday 12 January 2012 10:56

I think she was just dicking around with the penis jokes, I mean it sounds like a sausage fest at work already, who wouldn't want to cock about in a situation like that?

shanemaximo | 7

#3872556 - Thursday 12 January 2012 17:44

Confucius say, even big sausage can't fill huge mouth.

asianbeezy_ | 5

#3872783 - Thursday 12 January 2012 18:50

OP, at least she didn't tell you it was like an over cooked noodle inside a Pringles can

kirastarr808 | 3

#3873666 - Thursday 12 January 2012 21:24

Hilarious!!!

crazytiger16 | 8

#4938992 - Sunday 16 September 2012 22:59

Your Girlfriend is awesome. :)

By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3870630 - Thursday 12 January 2012 8:57

No meat-lovers today?

DontModMeDammit | 10

#3870903 - Thursday 12 January 2012 10:11

Did anyone else think this FML was going to end differently?

nahgemoohc | 17

#3870974 - Thursday 12 January 2012 10:33

29-If it did, it wouldn't be on FML

DontModMeDammit | 10

#3870988 - Thursday 12 January 2012 10:38

On the phone with boss, girlfriend makes sexual comment, boss hears it.. Still could be on FML.

GenaALazer | 22

#3873347 - Thursday 12 January 2012 20:08

I would love your meat.

jep00 | 8

#5138378 - Sunday 11 November 2012 21:26

Me too

By FriscoKidz | 10

#3870632 - Thursday 12 January 2012 8:57

The joys of working with your significant other.

BIGBOY4rmAHM | 19

#3870678 - Thursday 12 January 2012 9:09

There is a joy in it? (sarcasm)

braxdan50 | 4

#3871849 - Thursday 12 January 2012 15:37

It's rarely ever a good thing

ImInYourFACEbook | 8

#3872692 - Thursday 12 January 2012 18:22

It is kind of cute. She will always love him no matter how much sausage he has!

By Michael_92 | 19

#3870658 - Thursday 12 January 2012 9:01

Soooo what did the boss say??

boofgall | 16

#3870854 - Thursday 12 January 2012 9:58

"okay, I'll put the order in". I'm guessing here.

kikiwi_fml | 9

#3871479 - Thursday 12 January 2012 13:46

Is that really what you got from this FML? Relevancy fail.

Michael_92 | 19

#4024833 - Sunday 12 February 2012 12:48

No I know what was meant. I was being very general and just asking....completely irrelevant to the actual FML

By heartless_fml | 6

#3870660 - Thursday 12 January 2012 9:02

call your boss back; tell him you have some roast beef you could offer up instead.

By chelseaaababyyy | 17

#3870665 - Thursday 12 January 2012 9:04

say the yeast baking in the oven reminds you of someone you know.

JhunnySuperman | 0

#3870856 - Thursday 12 January 2012 9:58

Ya then where does that get him....an ex gf/co worker....a sore face from getting slapped...and still having a small sausage (pizza) wouldn't help him be any more confident hahaha

Eddie465 | 0

#3870869 - Thursday 12 January 2012 10:02

Good one :)

helper420 | 0

#3870986 - Thursday 12 January 2012 10:38

Clever girl

tehrealone | 6

#3874834 - Friday 13 January 2012 1:42

Can someone explain

DJD3STRO | 0

#3875014 - Friday 13 January 2012 2:18

A yeast infection look it up @ google

PhilMcDonald | 6

#3875760 - Friday 13 January 2012 5:37

Lol

By K_kanaka | 26

#3870667 - Thursday 12 January 2012 9:05

There's a saying my mom once said to me it's not what you don't got that matters but how you use what you do got OP. So do you know how to use what you got?