Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, I kindly asked my irate mother to respect my boundaries and to find other outlets for her frustration. Instead of responding AT ALL to what I had asked, she yelled at me for an hour about a completely unrelated political documentary she'd seen on YouTube, and then didn't apologize for her outburst. Typical. FML
Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML
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Top comments
wilsontws 18
Umm... Silence is (not always) golden.
alyspar2 5
Sounds a lot like my mom. ;p
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Comments (62)
linkinpark98 24
FYL :/ Lol that sucks xD
fireice22 0
You should have stayed out of the house.
The_Plagiarizer 4
You should have bitchslapped that bitch.
eyeIoveyou 4
I hate when my mom does that! If she's angry with one of my siblings, she'll be angry with all three of us >:/
thiscrazything 1
Sorry, OP, but there is just no winning in that situation. Next time maybe you should leave the house for a couple of hours. Angry people say mean things.
RochelleRedvines 8
OP, it's best you just leave her alone until her jets cool down.
wilsontws 18
Umm... Silence is (not always) golden.
gunmania0 12
Unless you're taking a piss.
philipino 24
Or using duct tape.
humorizer 14
Since the original poster put an opposite qualifier in quotes, we can't really say "unless". The person covered all his/her bases. ;)
Buttsexpirate 9
It seems like moms on this site do some pretty wacky, angry things without notice so I think you'll never know OP. Sorry.
Pentium_4 27
she should know that about you. mom's tend to take their anger out on the people they are closest to. sounds like just a temporary rampage
alyspar2 5
Sounds a lot like my mom. ;p
linkinpark98 24
I think most moms go through this... Including mine. +_+
girl112891 7
Yours and mine both. I was called pretty much the same thing for asking my mom to do what she should and not let my brother, who got out of the mental recently, drive with a suspended license since I rely on her and the only car we have.
Androidz 0
When my mom gets pissed at anything she blames me. When she cools down she apologizes. Don't worry OP.
taran6 3
Wow your lucky this apologizing part never happens with me
GP14brBaller 5
Yeah same. Mine whips herself into a frenzy of hatred and doesn't back down.
hypuuurness 6
I guess all moms are the same...
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
It always sucks when you purposely try to avoid conflict yet still get dragged into it.
DrJesse 10
In which case,the only solution is to kill them both.And to avoid the future confrontation of a trail, admit guilt by way of temporary insanity.
HollowSanctuary 7
You were there, simple enough of a reason to yell at someone when anger mode is on
ninjaboy18 6
Just smile and say, I love you mom :)
puppypuncher 5
Moms when they're angry like to find any reason to yell at anything nearby. While my mother was fuming after an argument with her friend, she came into my room while I was asleep, and began to bring up how I'm a "stupid liar" because I blamed a fart on the cat once.
123josie123 11
Aw that's kinda funny but it sucks that mum's always bring up matters from the past which are totally irrelevant to their current anger.