She needs more than just yoga lol

She needs a church lol

Tall need Jesus

Oh, because she needs to "loosen up". I see what you did there, number one, well played.

Ya'll mother ******* need Talos.

Are you the long lost sister of The Water Boy Bobby Boucher?...

Yoga is a religious thing. A lot of people think it's devil worship.

She sounds like a fanatical ****

that was her try though. this woman is beyond crazy.

Obviously yoga was not something she enjoyed. I think #4 is spot on, not sure why the down votes

Yea, based on her reaction you should go to church with her. Although it may turn you into a crazy person as well.

I don't think you can understand a moom

SATAN DOES YOGA!!!!!! HOW ARE YOU UNAWARE OF THIS!!!??!???!!!!??!!! jk

Well, the "downward dog" obviously symbolizes a bow to Satan.

How is everything in caps, except the all important "jk"? Yeah, I'm not buying it. You were totally serious and probably went back to edit.

My extremely religious "Christian" sister would think the same way. She thinks all other religions are cults that secretly worship satan hidden behind their Buddhist/ Hindu gods. Since yoga is often done as a ritual by those other religions as a "spiritual practice", she would tie it together and say it's all evil. Fanatic! *sigh* there's one in every family!

Yeah, some Christian fanatics believe that everything that is not of God is of Satan. Since Yoga came from the far East, with their mystical polytheism, it must be the work of the great deceiver. So ya know, don't stretch or you're going to hell.

Amusingly enough, Catholics think the Protestant religions are cults too. Found this out when I married into a catholic family and the priest saw "7th Day Adventist" on my birth certificate.

Well! There's even conflict within the Protestants church itself, that's why there are so many denominations. I'm not really religious anymore but was indoctrinated young and pretty knowledgable about the subject. It's funny how every church thinks they're the ones that got it right and those others aren't considered "real Christian" in their mind set. Lol

Not every church 42, but I get your point. :)

#33 two in mine (for the lion king fans)

It's because it's based on the budism religion and they often practice it. Their church created it.

Feel the pure evil burning in the core of your soul, you mean.

That's where the devil is.

Not in a devils trap but in a pentagon because devil traps keeps demons in, you need to start watching supernatural more

No, you jackass, if it's demonic you want a devil's trap so any demons you summon while doing yoga get stuck inside it. A pentagon isn't going to do anything to trap the demons.

Actually you mean pentacle. Interestingly my own religion uses that and it used to be a Christian symbol similar to the cross but as history went on the meaning changed and it ended up as two different symbols at the same time. A pentacle and a pentagram the pentacle is with the tip of the 5 pointed star pointing up the pentagram is with the tip pointing down. Satanists use the pentagram but they don't use the pentacle normally

even with Supernatural's definitions of the symbols, it still wouldn't make any sense to do anything inside a devil's trap.

It's stretching not an exorcism and I don't know anyone who mumbles when they do yoga.

Pardon my failed pun...

A joke, not a pun. A pun would be, "You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish."

Do you even know what a pun is? Or was it really that hard of a fail?