"that sucks" does it really? It's as bad as saying "first". OP- sorry about the allergies! Switch wood & have a merry Christmas (:

Must be because he's using his morning wood.

OP and his/her mom can celebrate Christmas in the hospital and get free flowers from relatives!

Free flowers? After medical bills id want free fucking $

Be nice. Tis christmas. I know how this is because I am allergic to birch trees regular trees... Grass mold moss... Flowers... Anything that is nature... :p yeah i am allergic to the world. Lol. Merry Christmas!

And thats how you found fml? 91

Awe, common. Breathing is for squares anyway.

You breathe too much anyway..

Why?

Obviously, there's no fireplace in the kitchen thus she couldn't get blinded by the fire

Your allergic to wood, think about it

Maybe because your supposed to burn wood in a fireplace, because if you burn charcoal indoors like in a fireplace there is a possibility of death due to the Carbon Monoxide gas that is released in the burning of charcoal. Also during the holidays most people lite their fireplaces.

I never suggested charcoal?

shit just hit the fan for 24.^

I never said that you did suggest charcoal.

shit just hit the fan for 25.^

Im using a heater so you can imagine the smell isnt going away anytime soon 30.^

What else do you burn in a fireplace besides wood? And not everyone wants a heater. Fireplaces are nice to curl up next to with a book, or banging the shit out of someone. A heater just wouldn't give the same effect.

Well the fireplace is making them sick, and if they dont want a heater they should get a pellet oven then

The fireplace wasn't making them sick, the type of wood was. There are more than one type of tree in the world.

i'll bet daddy was burning wood to... oh, hell, I don't know... heat the fricken house...? quite possibly...? not only is a furnace expensive to run, but you don't get as good of a heating effect. if you've experienced both, you'll know what I mean. I understand that this is 2011 and wood heated houses are almost extinct, but there's still a few out there...

And fireplaces give off the most heat. Fireplaces are the best of both worlds! :) They set the mood for the holidays AND it'll warm up the whole house! (you have to keep all of your doors open for that effect) I love fireplaces! Heaters are kinda boring and noisy anyway.. Merry Christmas guys! :)

Merry Christmas!!

Just double-checked. It's the other way around. D'oh

That film is fucked up but kinda funny at the same time. So obvious at times though lol. They make the guy out as such a cutie though :P

My first thought too.

Knowing is half the battle.

Because knowledge is power!!!

If knoweledge is power, then isnt power halve the battle??

Half*

The other half is a cookie.

really? you're going to fix *half, but not *knowledge? dumbass.

Well, Christmas is derived from a Pagan holiday.

It's not due to political correctness, it's nice for everyone who doesn't celebrate christmas ya douche!

Happy Hannuka!!! Now you christians know how it feels to be left out :p

I just say 'Go fuck yourself' and offend everybody equally. Go fuck yourself, everyone!

82 - Dang Christians!