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By Anonymous - / Saturday 24 December 2011 21:50 / United States
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You're married to a diabolical genius bastard! In other news, if you've been wanting to branch out and experiment lately you don't have to worry about how he'll react any more :)

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You're married to a diabolical genius bastard! In other news, if you've been wanting to branch out and experiment lately you don't have to worry about how he'll react any more :)

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Op should pose herself as one of those filthy teens and then flip the book on him. Turn into a pyscho and insist on meeting.

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Ingenious man indeed. There is, however one potential flaw in his devilish scheme. What if some bloke had the same idea as him? *awkward mode engaged*

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209- If you're comment 209 and she's comment one, she would have said it before you because it's ever so fucking obvious. Now quit your whining and go watch Elf.

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36- I sure got a kick in the rear out of that one. Caboose = rear end of a train for people that never liked trains..

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"hey! i'm chris hansen with dateline NBC. what are you doing here? ah, just visiting? yes, were you aware that there is a married man here? yep. now, i have several chat logs here. do you recognize these?"

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At least he wasnt talking to straight women and trying to get with one.. It is a little wierd he was posing as a woman. But I have to say at least he was smart enough to think of that.

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81- She did find something though. Something that poses as a very legitimate reason for there to be a lack of trust. OP in no way deserves this for "snooping."

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122- SHE isn't hiding anything, HE is, so it's good that she didn't trust him or she wouldn't have found out

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Well, on the internet, the men are men, a good portion of the women are men, as are a similar portion in the subset of women: hot teen lesbians. And the kids who can spell are members of the FBI.

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I assume he was voted down for pointing out the fact that "Teen" generally means that a person is above the age of puberty which would make the OPs husband a ephebophile, not a pedophile thus not a pedobear. It was what many in this community probably consider a waste of time response. I personally feel any response that isn't just smack talk that goes with the FML or thread, is valid enough.

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Indeed, and thank you for teaching me that word. I always knew there was a difference, as paedophiles are attracted to those with bodies of prepubescent children, whereas if someone is attracted to a 14 year old with the body of an 18 year old, it's not paedophilia, etc.

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If he's resorting to the Internet instead of his wife to get his pleasure, then it's even more horrifying to think he makes a better woman than the OP herself..

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no what it means is most of the hot teen lesbians weren't hot teen lesbians but some other form of creep

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Thank you, z. I was just about to explain that.(: btw Don't know about you, but I've gotten "The Walking Dead" withdrawals. :P I remembered you watched that show also.

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ALAN RICKMAN. Severus Snape did not suddenly cross over from Harry Potter to play the Caterpillar in Alice In Wonderland.

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I know snape isn't the actors name but that's what most people think he also plays the guy in Sweeney Todd

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Enslaved, most of the "hot, teen lesbians" are actually fat, middle-aged guys. Think about it: would a real hot, teen lesbian need to have filthy online chats? They'd be having hot, real-life sex all the time!

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#75, sure they do. If you start going at it with a Sappho17xoxo, a blonde with DD's with pink nipples whose pussy juice tastes like marshmallows and peanut butter, just move on to something else. I'm just sayin'...

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#133, You go to hot, teen lesbian sites calling yourself HugePenis? That doesn't sound too smart. It would be like going to vegan sites and using a moniker like BloodySirLoin -- fucking hilarious in most contexts, but hateful to that particular crowd. Sappho17xoxo is very popular, or so I've been told.

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