FML : Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's...

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Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By colorfulgina - / Saturday 12 December 2009 18:29 / United States

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By wtfismyfml | 0

#717037 - Saturday 12 December 2009 23:15

probably the closest your going to get to it now

By sportsnut | 0

#717059 - Saturday 12 December 2009 23:24

not too subtle but you may have gotten the message across

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By Hulege | 0

#717027 - Saturday 12 December 2009 23:11

How is this an FML? Might be a tiny bit embarassing, but .. meh..

BigBadBulldog | 0

#717172 - Sunday 13 December 2009 0:33

And hell if I was the crush I'd kinda like it haha

ididitmyself | 0

#717220 - Sunday 13 December 2009 1:07

i think this is a good thing, not a bad thing lol

deathmajestic | 0

#717257 - Sunday 13 December 2009 1:30

lets add dialouge

"oh shit, wheres my pencil
ah there it is
*leans*
CrAsH

"why bonjour monseuir le cocke, what a surprise to bump into you today"

humorizer | 14

#717616 - Sunday 13 December 2009 5:26

I know I'm being a tad bit inappropriate, but maybe he'll be impressed by what you can offer?

Othello22 | 4

#717663 - Sunday 13 December 2009 5:59

nice sound effects XD i was thinking more of a dramatic "ka-boom", i'd be so embarrased!!

wh4t3v3R | 0

#720343 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 0:42

I expected that to end with LoveML not FML.

fuckass | 0

#720470 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 2:30

LMFAO

megamandude455 | 10

#1013227 - Monday 31 May 2010 2:04

hey 27, his crotch. his nuts. put 2 and 2 together.

bobbybill0519 | 7

#1226716 - Thursday 12 August 2010 6:51

i can even do it on my ipod n u should too :P

FweakofCydonia | 40

#6494794 - Sunday 27 December 2016 20:05

I'm imagining a follow up:

"Today, my face accidentally fell into my crush's crotch. He got a boner. FML"

By soccer4ever7 | 0

#717030 - Saturday 12 December 2009 23:11

that sucks!

MagicMeds | 0

#717550 - Sunday 13 December 2009 4:36

At least she found a new pencil.

SpankyMcThrust | 6

#717833 - Sunday 13 December 2009 7:57

I lol'd heartily XD

GuitarJunkie6258 | 0

#720725 - Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:58

Nice puns

By Phil594 | 0

#717032 - Saturday 12 December 2009 23:13

your lucky.

dakotalesmercy | 6

#1010338 - Friday 28 May 2010 16:42

lick it!!!!

I would <3

mxij | 13

#5813226 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:06

He's*

By wtfismyfml | 0

#717037 - Saturday 12 December 2009 23:15

probably the closest your going to get to it now

By diorable | 0

#717043 - Saturday 12 December 2009 23:17

lol i woulda crackeddddd up at you.

By dracer | 0

#717048 - Saturday 12 December 2009 23:18

Best way to break the ice, perhaps?

facilitator | 0

#3014702 - Monday 1 August 2011 15:18

hope you didn't come off too desperate

By vamp_rina_babii | 0

#717057 - Saturday 12 December 2009 23:23

wow heres a
*hug

Shereen15 | 0

#717227 - Sunday 13 December 2009 1:12

lmao

By sportsnut | 0

#717059 - Saturday 12 December 2009 23:24

not too subtle but you may have gotten the message across

By musicislife1995_fml | 0

#717063 - Saturday 12 December 2009 23:26

you ought to be ashamed of yourself, most people take it slow but noooo, you go straight for the prize.

for those who don't understand sarcasm, that was an example

By FMLoverAgain | 7

#717066 - Saturday 12 December 2009 23:27

perfect incident!

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