By colorfulgina - 12/12/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML
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wtfismyfml 0
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probably the closest your going to get to it now

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sportsnut 0

not too subtle but you may have gotten the message across

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Hulege 0
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How is this an FML? Might be a tiny bit embarassing, but .. meh..

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BigBadBulldog 0
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And hell if I was the crush I'd kinda like it haha

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ididitmyself 0
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i think this is a good thing, not a bad thing lol

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deathmajestic 0
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lets add dialouge "oh shit, wheres my pencil ah there it is *leans* CrAsH "why bonjour monseuir le cocke, what a surprise to bump into you today"

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humorizer 14
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I know I'm being a tad bit inappropriate, but maybe he'll be impressed by what you can offer?

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Othello22 4
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nice sound effects XD i was thinking more of a dramatic "ka-boom", i'd be so embarrased!!

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wh4t3v3R 0
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I expected that to end with LoveML not FML.

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fuckass 0

LMFAO

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megamandude455 10

hey 27, his crotch. his nuts. put 2 and 2 together.

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bobbybill0519 7

i can even do it on my ipod n u should too :P

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FweakofCydonia 40
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I'm imagining a follow up: "Today, my face accidentally fell into my crush's crotch. He got a boner. FML"

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soccer4ever7 0
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that sucks!

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MagicMeds 0
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At least she found a new pencil.

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SpankyMcThrust 6
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I lol'd heartily XD

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Phil594 0

your lucky.

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dakotalesmercy 6
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lick it!!!! I would <3

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mxij 13

He's*

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wtfismyfml 0
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probably the closest your going to get to it now

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diorable 0

lol i woulda crackeddddd up at you.

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dracer 0

Best way to break the ice, perhaps?

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facilitator 0
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hope you didn't come off too desperate

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vamp_rina_babii 0

wow heres a *hug

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Shereen15 0

lmao

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sportsnut 0

not too subtle but you may have gotten the message across

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musicislife1995_fml 0
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you ought to be ashamed of yourself, most people take it slow but noooo, you go straight for the prize. for those who don't understand sarcasm, that was an example

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FMLoverAgain 7

perfect incident!

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