Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML
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Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to my husband trying to bite my forehead in his sleep. My response? I slapped him hard in the face. What a way to wake up. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, while in deep sleep, I was suddenly awoken by a tickle on my face and nearly threw my cat off the bed. Apparently, 4 a.m. Is the perfect time to touch noses with your human. FML
Today, my husband rolled over in his sleep, cuddled up to me, and lovingly whispered “I love you Pizza Hut...” FML
Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
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Fredzter 0
HAHAHA!! He is my hero! If you don't want him, I'll take him!! :D
iDemonChild 0
Lol. Whipped cream and tickling your nose... Classic. =D
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Comments (183)
Ejvind 0
What the ****? That's ******* epic. I'm a man, and this is guy is my ******* hero.
youthink_fml 0
Some people just like to blow things way out of proportion to bitch, complain, and whine.
Whirling_Kumquat 0
Anything having to do with whipped cream is an automatic "Your life is NOT ******!" Seriously, get a sense of humor.
THTB 3
What is wrong with these FMLs now? It's just full of whiny people who think every little joke or rip on them is an FML moment.
PuhPuhPuhPi 0
The worst part isn't even that someone put this whiny FML on here; it's that enough idiots that moderated this one thought that it was an FML moment. I used to think that most people were smart.
gpstyne 0
nice to know you married a ten year old
rickrolled01 0
Gosh, Do people even know the definition of FML anymore? Or are people just turning into bigger and bigger wimps!?
merri_fml 0
...tell me how this is a bad thing? Seriously...
talim_fml 3
omg people chill. it took like 2 seconds of your time to read that and im guessing if youre on this site, you really dont have anything else to do. i thought it was funny.
kapay 0
I saw this in a Burger King commercial. BFD.