Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML
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Starfire22
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oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...
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godofcyanide
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They changed it again? It was sooo much easier when we just called them "fucking crazy"... :D
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kybabyy
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Props to your boyfriend, I've never heard that one before.
-although you should still shank him for cheating.
-although you should still shank him for cheating.
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Cookie21_fml
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ahahahahaaa, that's funny
but sucks for youu op :(
but sucks for youu op :(
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MimiKnox
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understandable.... lol
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rawrcupcakesz
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holy shit, beautiful girls are up this time?
OP That sucks
OP That sucks
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TaterSalad187
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YDI for dating a retard that doesn't know his mental illnesses. jk, but seriously FYL
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andruha1123
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I'd tap 1-15 :)
perv alert :(
perv alert :(
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the_pan1c
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meow
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rawrcupcakesz
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The real question is will I let you tap me? lol
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vanillathirteen
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#1 no props for him... an average person would have caught him in his lie. multiple personalities and being bipolar is two different things.
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kybabyy
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And then Big Bubba would have fun 'tapping' you in prison. Justsayin.
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cincin75
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He is smart, I have to say that. But how about if he got hundred-polar? He would need a whole company of girls, 1st platoon to 3rd, with 9 bed combat squads. Hello, captain?
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cincin75
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hi there kybaby, u r my beauty. :)
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jgilez
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ky is16, keep making comments like that and you bound to see KY again for a long time
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kybabyy
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#32
I'm aware they're different things.
A) It doesn't change the fact I've never heard that one before (most people would plea a multiple personality disorder as opposed to bipolar)
B) If you've ever known a bipolar person, they seem like two completely different people.
I'm aware they're different things.
A) It doesn't change the fact I've never heard that one before (most people would plea a multiple personality disorder as opposed to bipolar)
B) If you've ever known a bipolar person, they seem like two completely different people.
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GinandJenkem
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Let him cheat in this case OP. An excuse that good can't be made up. Wait a minute...
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GinandJenkem
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32's a troll in disguise.
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andruha1123
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28, I'll give you a cookie and say please :-)
33, ooohhh I don't think that would work out too well... beautiful smile, btw
33, ooohhh I don't think that would work out too well... beautiful smile, btw
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truth215
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1-15 all are damn beautiful. but op sucks. creative excuse tho
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kybabyy
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Aha that's better(:
Thank you # 52 and 54.
Thank you # 52 and 54.
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kybabyy
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Lol nice one #44(Max-man)
I hate that my nickname doubles as a brand of lube.
I hate that my nickname doubles as a brand of lube.
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MrSassypants
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but that doesn't mean a girlfriend need each personality just dump his ass and how he's gonna have a relationship when he is mad or sad in 1
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Miss_Represented
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I agree with #1!!
Creative bastard!
Creative bastard!
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jgilez
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sorry ky it's too easy
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kiltsaresexy
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the reason you neve heard about it is because people with bi-polar disorder don't have multiple personalities. either this is fake or op is very guilliblle.
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deeds184
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what is that gross thing in 15's picture????
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pokerjedi
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I'm using that excuse!
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monnanon
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@69 I doubt OP believed her boyfriend at least i hope she didnt :S
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giantbee89
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i was wondering who would be the first to notice! good job!
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silentfog
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that is the best reason I heard so far
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BrilliantBeauty
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I'm confused why is everyone talking about him being bipolar maybe e just wanted it quiet?
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BrilliantBeauty
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nvm wrong fml lol
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nicholaslim
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lol, fail.
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Jasper8713
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#97: No.... Schizophrenia isn't when you have multiple personalities, and even then, there's many types of schizophrenia. Paranoid schizophrenia (which is the one people assume is multiple personalities) is characterized by paranoia (thinking people are out to get you, etc.) and having delusions and hallucinations which confirm this belief. Multiple personalities (Known in the psychology world these days as dissociative identity disorder, or DID), is when you have more than one personality. The diagnosis is one of, if not, the most rare in psychology and psychiatry, and is nearly impossible to fake.
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Jennifra
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lawl.
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Jessi2487
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wats dbt??
op ur an idiot if u believe him
op ur an idiot if u believe him
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snipersdelight
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I'd give that dude a hi five he diserves it =] oh and i would tap that too
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adrianp918
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lol this is funny
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buddybudda
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you got to fucking cheat!
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sophiem4861
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hope you got his good personality ;) x
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jisaac09
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You all do realize that 1-15 does include guys and a big fucking question mark dont you???
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torcom
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That's an EPIC WIN! I need a different girl for each day of the week because If I had to deal with the same one for more than a day, it would clearly be chaos. LMAO
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Giorgio272
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what a champ. as someone who suffers from both bipolar and bouts of amnesia I can completely relate. brings a tear to my eye. but the again you should be sucked off. mm nice and long time too. like a Hoover.
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hollee
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I'm bipolar, and although I don't have multiple personalities, sometimes it is like dealing with two completely different people.
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snipersdelight
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157 you have the worse abs I ever seen fail if you wanna show off get some better abs
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sli1327
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schizophrenia isn't multiple personalities either.
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mustardcat
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ooooo can't argue with that now ouch!
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comatoast
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best cop out ever
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dtm1973
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and I'd tap 23
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cynically
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GAHAHHAHHA you win (:
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groovis
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bipolar people DO NOT have multiple personalities.
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Lolitia
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Only half right, schizophrenia is when you have hallucinations (visual or otherwise), delusions etc because your serotonin and dopamine levels are wrong. And it sucks :/
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TahitiRose
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@ 97 Skitz isn't two personalities. Dissociative Identity Disorder, also known as Multiple Personality Disorder is having more than one personality.
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skittles88
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lol ps ur cute...;) #23
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sephirothyeti
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Actually schizophrenia is when someone hallucinates and hears voices in their head. Dissociative Identity Disorder is where people have multiple personalities.
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killerviral
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why the fuck did op or moderators delete rawr cupcakes replies?
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chitown98766
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1-15 dont like you, put a shirt on kid your not ripped at all u look weak as hell
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Syzygy
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lol.
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hunter9141
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lmfao, threesome ;)
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JamaicanSwag76
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#97- Do you mean schizophrenic? Lol.
#255- Your right! They have constant mood swings and some of them get irritated very easily, I know this because I dated someone with that disorder... :-(
#255- Your right! They have constant mood swings and some of them get irritated very easily, I know this because I dated someone with that disorder... :-(
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cearalaken
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you should split his nuts in half and be like 'here have jus one ball for each personality'
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smariebow
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Im so glad im not the only one who caught the bipolar-multiple personality difference.
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GrownUpCooties
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No, multiple personalities or dissociative identity disorder (as it's more commonly known as today) is having more than one personality, not schizophrenia.
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Blame_The_Dog
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Bipolar isn't when you have multiple personalities.
Bipolar is when you fluctuate emotions for no reason, like you're really happy then the next minute you're mad for no reason.
Tell your bf to study before he lies :)
Bipolar is when you fluctuate emotions for no reason, like you're really happy then the next minute you're mad for no reason.
Tell your bf to study before he lies :)
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firefaery
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^^^ Thank you, 116. As a psych. major, it REALLY pisses me off when people get their psychological disorders mixed up, and talk about it like they understand what they're saying when they don't have a clue. I'm married to a man who's mother has a plethora of mental illnesses, including manic depression and bi-polar disorder, but she only has ONE personality, and she DOESN'T hear voices, contrary to popular (and often mistaken) belief.
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BeautyMonster
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Correction: MPD is now called DID. ;]
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uhohuscrewedup
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wait bipolars don't have various personalities, isn't that schizophrenia?
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poleez
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no schizo is when u hear shit and hallucinate
bipolar is when you have craZy mood swings
bipolar is when you have craZy mood swings
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Tikwichka
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There are many more symptoms to schizophrenia than hallucinations. It is a syndrome with a wide range of different symptom combinations, like negative type schizophrenia consists of depression, anhedonia etc.
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FlonkertonChamp
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bipolar disorder is more than just "mood swings"
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Life_is_FML
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Looks like he needs a bitchslap for everyone of those personalities then.
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PsychobillyRebel
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That's Multipersonality Disorder, or MPD.
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Starfire22
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oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...
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SunshineYellow90
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Nope, you are correct. Bi-polar is a mood disorder. OP's boyfriend (hopefully ex) is just an idiot.
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snipersdelight
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yes number eight he has two gf dipending on wich mood he is in
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PsychobillyRebel
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He stated "personality", not mood.. Two different things, hun.
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melig1991
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That guy is a genius!
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DaDezza244
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More like a douche bag than a genius
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allweareisg0lden
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Hahah, sorry op that sucks! But you have to admit, it's pretty funny. o.O
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comet13009
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bipolar is manic depressive meanin u get manic and depressed mood swings. schizaphrenia is when u hear voices and DID/MPD is multiple personalities
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Chunchunchun
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Yeah he's a bit of an idiot, if he'd said dissociative identity disorder he might have an excuse. Not bipolar...
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upintheorange
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bipolar disorder =/= multiple personalities.
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poleez
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it depends on how u define personality. "the relaxed Jake" and "the pissed Jake" are results of being bipolar and since they act different ppl often just call them sdifferent personaliitiew
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DreamerofWorlds
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But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.
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jisaac09
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And he would, once again, still be jake....
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OverFlash
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Not really, 223. "Happy Jake" and "Pissed Jake" are the same basic personality, just with different standard moods, therefore, admittedly, different reactions to things, due to the effect of their moods on reactions. People with different personalities, on the other hand, will actually be different, notably when in the same mood.
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jgilez
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correction DID is called SDB