How deep is it?

By Anonymous - 22/12/2019 01:00

Today, my husband rolled over in his sleep, cuddled up to me, and lovingly whispered “I love you Pizza Hut...” FML
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156496845646 5
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Maybe not take what someone says in their sleep soo seriously...?

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acmariner99 25
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At least he didn’t call you Jabba the Hutt.

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Robert Ike Williams 4

Maybe you should cook more often...🤷🤷🤷

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julfunky 29

Why can’t he?

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156496845646 5
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Maybe not take what someone says in their sleep soo seriously...?

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kfchicken 31
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I don't think this is meant to be a serious fml to be fair.

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EmDizzle2007 28

bold assumption.

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acmariner99 25
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At least he didn’t call you Jabba the Hutt.

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Brightside86 29
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Sounds like you need to up your sex game. Do it now before he compensates with too much pizza and gets fat. clock is ticking! Only you have the power to save your marriage from the Hut.

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bl3ur0z3 17

Omigod, he's having an affair with Puzza Hut! I mean, it's better than being in love with Papa John's, but still. Pizza Hut is such a home wrecking whore. That's why we don't order from there anymore.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Maybe he's trying to replace "honey" and "sweetie"?

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TheGestalt97 11

Pizza > sex, but even so it’s probably just a dream and it doesn’t mean anything

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Taurus_ChicKa 36
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At least he didn't say another woman's name. :D

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