How deep is it?

By Anonymous - 22/12/2019 01:00

Today, my husband rolled over in his sleep, cuddled up to me, and lovingly whispered “I love you Pizza Hut...” FML
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Maybe not take what someone says in their sleep soo seriously...?

At least he didn’t call you Jabba the Hutt.

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Robert Ike Williams 4

Maybe you should cook more often...🤷🤷🤷

Why can’t he?

Maybe not take what someone says in their sleep soo seriously...?

I don't think this is meant to be a serious fml to be fair.

bold assumption.

At least he didn’t call you Jabba the Hutt.

Sounds like you need to up your sex game. Do it now before he compensates with too much pizza and gets fat. clock is ticking! Only you have the power to save your marriage from the Hut.

Omigod, he's having an affair with Puzza Hut! I mean, it's better than being in love with Papa John's, but still. Pizza Hut is such a home wrecking whore. That's why we don't order from there anymore.

Maybe he's trying to replace "honey" and "sweetie"?

Pizza > sex, but even so it’s probably just a dream and it doesn’t mean anything

At least he didn't say another woman's name. :D