Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to my husband trying to bite my forehead in his sleep. My response? I slapped him hard in the face. What a way to wake up. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, while in deep sleep, I was suddenly awoken by a tickle on my face and nearly threw my cat off the bed. Apparently, 4 a.m. Is the perfect time to touch noses with your human. FML
Today, my husband rolled over in his sleep, cuddled up to me, and lovingly whispered “I love you Pizza Hut...” FML
Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
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Fredzter 0
HAHAHA!! He is my hero! If you don't want him, I'll take him!! :D
iDemonChild 0
Lol. Whipped cream and tickling your nose... Classic. =D
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Comments (183)
FMLgirlx3 0
I love your husband.
SHADOW_2PLAY 0
your husband is awesome !
kukopia 0
Gotta agree that it's a bit immature, but no harm no foul. You can play this a couple ways. If you're pissed, you can be 'to tired' to have any 'fun' with him for a few days. If you think he's cute, you can find some playful way to 'pay him back'. Make him sawdust pancakes or exlax brownies. Another FML that doesn't merit either the FML nor YDI buttons...
noelmccartney 3
gotta love your hubby, eh? lol
jomarthegreat 0
was this life-changing/traumatizing? I'm gonna guess no. therefore this != [is not a] FML moment.
runitout1298 0
Oh my gosh. You're most definitely my hero for using computer programming in your comment. Way to be. And I agree, this is most definitely NOT an FML. It's just amazing and funny. I'm jealous actually. It'd be fun to get the person back. :]
unlucky93_fml 0
coool.. ? haha its not really that big a deal i dont think your life would SUCK because of that..
The_Cait 0
Hahahahahahaha! I love your husband!
HomeBurger 0
Just hold tight, I'm on the phone with ems right now. They should be able to send a WAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE over asap.
purplepickle 0
when your husband does something like that, the normal thing to do is to laugh together at yourself, maybe smear a bit of cream on him, and then go to the bathroom and wash your face. get a sense of humor already.
gummibehrs 4
Well that's a different way to use whipped cream in bed.