Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML
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Fredzter 0
HAHAHA!! He is my hero! If you don't want him, I'll take him!! :D
iDemonChild 0
Lol. Whipped cream and tickling your nose... Classic. =D
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Comments (183)
ellysa_fml 0
I like your bf
DameGreyWulf 1
HAH! You know, I was going to point that out myself ("at least it wasn't shaving cream"). Whip cream I think implies he was trying to be cute.
iljajlm 4
How is this an FML? Okay your husband is trying to mix it up by playing a cute prank. What's the problem again? FYL for not having a fun laid back personality like your husband. The only way I could see this being an FML is if you had to wake up early for something important like a meeting or whatnot. But other than that get over it.
sweatteaforme001 0
Today, I woke my wife up by putting whipped cream in hand and tickling her nose. I thought it was funny, but she did not and huffed & puffed about it on the internet. I made a life commitment to someone who apparently has no sense of humor. FML.
mister_moops 0
wow. wow. WOW. MOTHERFUCKING WOW. it's a ******* age old prank. it's in good fun. this is nowhere close to an fml. op, you're a stupid complaining bitch. get a ******* sense of humor.
lilbuddy23 0
win
lastminuteperm 0
Oh no...your life is surely ****** now. How will you live?
BulletStreet 0
O no, your husband has a sense of humor, your life is ****** now!
mndz_mkl 0
WIN!!
hardrocktobi 0
EPIC WIN He's awesome
LBUJenni_18 0
Wow, you have no sense of humor.
tbhagg 0
he's awesome, but this isn't an fml...