By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
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Tamandua 19
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Since she wasn't sure who she was touching, perhaps the fart was a defense tactic in her dream, and helped her avoid some unsavory person.

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bigredmonkeybutt 26
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That's true love.

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SKYstlimit 11
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so I screen shotted this and sent it to my boyfriend saying its probably something I would do, his response? you have done that. you're not alone op

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Tamandua 19
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Since she wasn't sure who she was touching, perhaps the fart was a defense tactic in her dream, and helped her avoid some unsavory person.

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bigredmonkeybutt 26
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That's true love.

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602offroad 12
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Maybe she was dreaming she was a bat, and that was her form of echo location.

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Rented_eyebrows 18
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I smell love in the air :3

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tedfragle 12
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Skunk protection reaction

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iwin8166 13
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This isn't a fml. This is just hilarious.

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IrishRover82 0
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That's true love right there. Not even The Princess Bride could top that.

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O1010010010100 1
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sounds like love to me

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