Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
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Tamandua
| 19
Since she wasn't sure who she was touching, perhaps the fart was a defense tactic in her dream, and helped her avoid some unsavory person.
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bigredmonkeybutt
| 23
That's true love.
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SKYstlimit
| 11
so I screen shotted this and sent it to my boyfriend saying its probably something I would do, his response? you have done that. you're not alone op
By
Tamandua
| 19
Since she wasn't sure who she was touching, perhaps the fart was a defense tactic in her dream, and helped her avoid some unsavory person.
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bigredmonkeybutt
| 23
That's true love.
By
602offroad
| 12
Maybe she was dreaming she was a bat, and that was her form of echo location.
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Rented_eyebrows
| 18
I smell love in the air :3
By
tedfragle
| 12
Skunk protection reaction
By
iwin8166
| 13
This isn't a fml. This is just hilarious.
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IrishRover82
| 0
That's true love right there. Not even The Princess Bride could top that.
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O1010010010100
| 1
sounds like love to me