FML : Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me....

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Big Baby - / Saturday 28 January 2017 00:00 /

Love

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By Tamandua | 19

#7399237 - Saturday 28 January 2017 1:04

Since she wasn't sure who she was touching, perhaps the fart was a defense tactic in her dream, and helped her avoid some unsavory person.

By bigredmonkeybutt | 21

#7399287 - Saturday 28 January 2017 1:57

That's true love.

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By SKYstlimit | 11

#7394403 - Sunday 22 January 2017 12:16

so I screen shotted this and sent it to my boyfriend saying its probably something I would do, his response? you have done that. you're not alone op

By Tamandua | 19

#7399237 - Saturday 28 January 2017 1:04

Since she wasn't sure who she was touching, perhaps the fart was a defense tactic in her dream, and helped her avoid some unsavory person.

By bigredmonkeybutt | 21

#7399287 - Saturday 28 January 2017 1:57

That's true love.

By 602offroad | 12

#7399351 - Saturday 28 January 2017 4:46

Maybe she was dreaming she was a bat, and that was her form of echo location.

By Rented_eyebrows | 18

#7399366 - Saturday 28 January 2017 5:20

I smell love in the air :3

By tedfragle | 12

#7399525 - Saturday 28 January 2017 11:31

Skunk protection reaction

By iwin8166 | 13

#7399669 - Saturday 28 January 2017 15:43

This isn't a fml. This is just hilarious.

By IrishRover82 | 0

#7400113 - Sunday 29 January 2017 1:36

That's true love right there. Not even The Princess Bride could top that.

By O1010010010100 | 1

#7401020 - Monday 30 January 2017 5:47

sounds like love to me

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