By kitchencrime - 28/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, my friend snuck up on me and yelled, "Gotcha!" I screamed and dropped a gallon of blood-red paint on my new, white kitchen floor. Now it looks like I've murdered someone in my kitchen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 709
You deserved it 4 460

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why the hell do you have blood red paint for anyways,? fyl

probably to paint the walls *sarcastic tone*


Lmao X) But ah, that sucks. Hope that shit comes off for ya.

...But you didn't murder someone in there, so what's the problem?

i feel for you, but i won't lie...if i was your friend...i would get some police tape and make the body outline thing just for kicks while you were out

48- But she did murder someone. The FML is just the official story

you should keep it and scare people that cone over xD

why the hell do you have blood red paint for anyways,? fyl

probably to paint the walls *sarcastic tone*

Wow, that sucks.

What were you doing with blood red paint anyways? And why did you take off the cap before you went to the place where you were painting???

it can't b cleaned no?

razor scraper?

Not really a FML though, it's marble, the paint will of just wiped straight off, and even if you left it, you could still wipe it straight off with a cleaning solution. Now if you had of dropped it on your carpet, that would of been a FML

i feel she was intending on creating a crime scene

It also may look like you had your period, but you didn't notice that you were leaking all over the house. I bet your floors look so artistic now. Start splattering maybe some blue and green, that'll go nice with the red.


..........EEEWW.... lol

FYL if you bleed a gallon of blood when you have your period

If you bled a gallon of blood on your period, you'd be dead I believe.

periods only bleed a little not ecen enough to cover a tshirt in the whole week. and blood dries brown.