By kitchencrime - 28/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, my friend snuck up on me and yelled, "Gotcha!" I screamed and dropped a gallon of blood-red paint on my new, white kitchen floor. Now it looks like I've murdered someone in my kitchen. FML
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StrawberryPiez_ 0

why the hell do you have blood red paint for anyways,? fyl

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haleyneal 0

probably to paint the walls *sarcastic tone*

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morbidsweet 0

Lmao X) But ah, that sucks. Hope that shit comes off for ya.

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sublime93 0

...But you didn't murder someone in there, so what's the problem?

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the_stereotype 0

i feel for you, but i won't lie...if i was your friend...i would get some police tape and make the body outline thing just for kicks while you were out

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dudeitsdanny 9

48- But she did murder someone. The FML is just the official story

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kieran247 0

you should keep it and scare people that cone over xD

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Gisellee 0

damn. FYL

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StrawberryPiez_ 0

why the hell do you have blood red paint for anyways,? fyl

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haleyneal 0

probably to paint the walls *sarcastic tone*

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Watchmaker 2
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Wow, that sucks.

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Htownmichigan 0

Haha fyl.

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iDemonChild 0

What were you doing with blood red paint anyways? And why did you take off the cap before you went to the place where you were painting???

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cookiexcookie 0

it can't b cleaned no?

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ZuRG_fml 7
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razor scraper?

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Englishrose 0
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Not really a FML though, it's marble, the paint will of just wiped straight off, and even if you left it, you could still wipe it straight off with a cleaning solution. Now if you had of dropped it on your carpet, that would of been a FML

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toyota_fml 0
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i feel she was intending on creating a crime scene

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screwtaylor 0

It also may look like you had your period, but you didn't notice that you were leaking all over the house. http://www.spatcave.com/vktrs/mDSC00324.jpg I bet your floors look so artistic now. Start splattering maybe some blue and green, that'll go nice with the red.

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toyota_fml 0
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA I DIDNT THINK I COULD BE PERIOD HAHAHA GOOD ONE

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minkledoo22 0
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..........EEEWW.... lol

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the_stereotype 0

FYL if you bleed a gallon of blood when you have your period

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AAAAHHHH12 2

If you bled a gallon of blood on your period, you'd be dead I believe.

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RadioOctopus 16
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periods only bleed a little not ecen enough to cover a tshirt in the whole week. and blood dries brown.

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