Miscellaneous: Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream... - FML

By pistonchamp159 - 28/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML

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By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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By das_shizzle - 05/05/2020 23:00

Today, I woke up to my husband trying to bite my forehead in his sleep. My response? I slapped him hard in the face. What a way to wake up. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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The language of love

By disgusted - 24/09/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

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By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML

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By Allie cat - 02/12/2016 13:43

Today, while in deep sleep, I was suddenly awoken by a tickle on my face and nearly threw my cat off the bed. Apparently, 4 a.m. Is the perfect time to touch noses with your human. FML

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How deep is it?

By Anonymous - 22/12/2019 01:00

Today, my husband rolled over in his sleep, cuddled up to me, and lovingly whispered “I love you Pizza Hut...” FML

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By Eet- - 13/10/2011 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

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By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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Fredzter 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:19

HAHAHA!! He is my hero! If you don't want him, I'll take him!! :D

iDemonChild 0

Friday 28 August 2009 16:21

Lol. Whipped cream and tickling your nose... Classic. =D

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Shyman4ever 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 9:36

Get a sense of humor bitch

NeNa_1015 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:08

Hahaha. I'll do that to my bf.

live1laugh2love3 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:23

today..my mom woke me up by plucking my eyebrows lol

dani91 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:49

OMG legend!!

ming88 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 19:38

hahaha! that is cool! i will try that some day..

ming88 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 19:45

double post

Amortifiedperson 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 4:50

Oh how weird! My brother's friend and I did this to my bro the exact same day this was posted! He wasn't to happy about it either... He's lucky we didn't use the "hand-in-the-warm-water" trick to make him pee himself like we were originally going to do. But come to think of it we didn't use whipped cream. Or even shaving cream for that matter. We used my mom's mousse (a foaming hair product in case you may not know) XD

MagicMeds 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:48

There REALLY needs to be a "Who cares?" rating (i will keep saying it until it is done!)

cheenie 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 14:21

I would laugh my ass off and get back at him if I were you, OP.

blackrose01 6

Sunday 20 December 2009 5:38

see I think that's sweet

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