Wake up call

By das_shizzle - 05/05/2020 23:00

Today, I woke up to my husband trying to bite my forehead in his sleep. My response? I slapped him hard in the face. What a way to wake up. FML
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pjsr 32

“Today... I was sleeping soundly, dreaming of eating a delicious, but tough, steak, when my wife slapped me across the face. What a way to wake up! FML”

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RichardPencil 30

Quarantine dreams are getting weird. Your house sounds like the Zombie Apocalypse.

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RichardPencil 30

Quarantine dreams are getting weird. Your house sounds like the Zombie Apocalypse.

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silentbabydeer 10

I think he dreamt that he is a zombie eating your brain.

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pjsr 32

“Today... I was sleeping soundly, dreaming of eating a delicious, but tough, steak, when my wife slapped me across the face. What a way to wake up! FML”

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gar2014 23

Ya for him ! It’s a dream and outta his control .

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bl3ur0z3 17

So YOUR fml is that YOU slapped your HUSBAND for something he couldn't control?

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Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

"what a way to wake up" yeah being slapped in the face by someone who IS awake and in control for something you did while NOT awake and in control is a really shitty way to wake up indeed. poor dude.

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weeping_willow 25

Lemme guess... you also get pissed off when you have a dream that your husband cheated. Slapping him awake was the worst way you could’ve handled this situation. I hope you at least slapped enough sense into him for him to pack his bags and leave. You sound like a massive bitch. I feel bad for your husband.

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