Wake up call

Quarantine dreams are getting weird.

Your house sounds like the Zombie Apocalypse.

I think he dreamt that he is a zombie eating your brain.

“Today... I was sleeping soundly, dreaming of eating a delicious, but tough, steak, when my wife slapped me across the face. What a way to wake up! FML”

My wife just wakes me up with a blowjob, to each it’s own I guess.

Does she know she’s your wife?

Yes

Ya for him ! It’s a dream and outta his control .

So YOUR fml is that YOU slapped your HUSBAND for something he couldn't control?

"what a way to wake up"
yeah being slapped in the face by someone who IS awake and in control for something you did while NOT awake and in control is a really shitty way to wake up indeed. poor dude.

Lemme guess... you also get pissed off when you have a dream that your husband cheated.

Slapping him awake was the worst way you could’ve handled this situation.
I hope you at least slapped enough sense into him for him to pack his bags and leave. You sound like a massive bitch. I feel bad for your husband.