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By  pjsr  |  32

“Today... I was sleeping soundly, dreaming of eating a delicious, but tough, steak, when my wife slapped me across the face. What a way to wake up! FML”

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By  pjsr  |  32

“Today... I was sleeping soundly, dreaming of eating a delicious, but tough, steak, when my wife slapped me across the face. What a way to wake up! FML”

"what a way to wake up"
yeah being slapped in the face by someone who IS awake and in control for something you did while NOT awake and in control is a really shitty way to wake up indeed. poor dude.

By  weeping_willow  |  24

Lemme guess... you also get pissed off when you have a dream that your husband cheated.

Slapping him awake was the worst way you could’ve handled this situation.
I hope you at least slapped enough sense into him for him to pack his bags and leave. You sound like a massive bitch. I feel bad for your husband.