Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to my husband trying to bite my forehead in his sleep. My response? I slapped him hard in the face. What a way to wake up. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, while in deep sleep, I was suddenly awoken by a tickle on my face and nearly threw my cat off the bed. Apparently, 4 a.m. Is the perfect time to touch noses with your human. FML
Today, my husband rolled over in his sleep, cuddled up to me, and lovingly whispered “I love you Pizza Hut...” FML
Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
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Fredzter 0
HAHAHA!! He is my hero! If you don't want him, I'll take him!! :D
iDemonChild 0
Lol. Whipped cream and tickling your nose... Classic. =D
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Comments (183)
SookMauNoots 0
this sucks shit
Ranoona 0
you need to get yourself a sense of humor woman. This is funny but not an FML.
xoxcinderellaxox 0
totally fake
galafael5814 0
Good job, retards, for not reading the OP's comment on it. There was more to it that made it an FML, but instead of reading that, you all choose to complain about it being boring. F all of your lives for being dense.
duckiee 0
dude, that isn't an FML. that is hilarious. you should just get a sense of humour and go along with him :P
DameGreyWulf 1
You do realize how late the OP has commented, yes? She is 115. It did not exist before a lot of people commented.
3timesthefun 0
this is fake, i swear you copied this off stupid humour tv shows its just one of the old tricks off the book the whip cream, and feather, like common, that was ******* stupid. really. i bet there are so many better FML's out there and they dont even get published cause of waste of space like this FML.
bridget_909 0
its very funny to watch this happen to someone, but its not an fml. i mean don't get upset! just laugh it off :D
ilovenutella_fml 0
jeez people are rude on here. people need to stop commenting other people saying, blah blah blah this isn't an fml, if the person who posts thinks its an fml than it is. this is a site to laugh and feel bad for the stories not to complain that their story made it and yours didn't. and just because people have heard of this prank before, doesn't mean that it didn't happen to this person. gosh. it's hilarious "pistonchamp159".
that_guy321 2
135, stop talking OP quit bitching. everyone does it.
ilovenutella_fml 0
oh stfu 136 no one cares. get a life.