By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 966
You deserved it 5 273

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Today, I was trying to pick this disgusting huge booger from my gfs nose while she was asleep. She just woke up. FML.

Who 'nose' why he did that...


pick it n flick it

boogers taste good if you've been eating them since childhood. not that i know or anything...

ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

9 your pic made my day :)

11 -your day must have been very sad then...

ImmortalKratos 0

11 you must live on a really tiny planet where the slightest giggle, smile, or laugh causes your tiny planet to rotate on is axis thus "making your day"

you guys should lighten up he just liked my pictuee

ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

19 at least it didnt consist of someone picking my nose... 24 She.

gamer girl? noicee

why did immortalkratos' comment get thumb down? I thought it was clever :(

iEatGuppies 0

was there any bats up the cave?

yummayy_ 11

Leave him. He is obviously a gold digger...

yummycupkake 0

he wasn't picking your nose, he was diggin for gold

it's probably some odd sexual fetish of his.


zendaddy0 0

you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't wipe your friends on the couch

Trugita 0

He find any worthy of the booger box?

eckksDeeitsTravi 0

he struck gold

67 You're a winner! Funny stuff

ifailplzinsultme 0

Wow he's so snotty!

He's so nosey would have been a better one.

I love your user pic!

yours is awesome too

ifailplzinsultme 0

Houston! How dare you make me feel bad about my pun? I'm going to go run away...yes run away! Where to go.... where to go... why am I repeating myself....why am I repeating myself...

every pic here is awsome

did he find treasure?

BigHoshJosh 0

he was just helping you! you snotty nosed brat

hope he found something better a little bit more down south

haha my name is Treasure and I definitely wasn't up anyones nose this morning

Today, I was trying to pick this disgusting huge booger from my gfs nose while she was asleep. She just woke up. FML.

btnhdude 0

ooo0oo you're so clever. so very funny and original.

Who 'nose' why he did that...

1215116a 14

If only you were 'nosey' enough to find out...

She needs to 'pick' better boyfriends

LOL. you 2 r fucking lame xD but seriously tho...lame ;$$

HSSN19 8

Well, it 'snot' her fault, you know.

If she needs help, we should give her a 'hand'

EmilyShmemily496 0

you guys always 'pick' the best things to say!

these are really "snotty" jokes

36- how about you "shut the fuck up"?

36, you're the only lame thing I see here...

TripleJay26 0


you probably had a huge bat the cave.

bigmanj28 0

Better him than you

Free_Candy 0

I highly disagree with that.

atleast he didn't do something gross with it

Clozzie 0

Maybe he ate it... She didmt say

clouds7 0

Maybe he has a nose fetish :)

thats either incredibly creepy or kinky.

Lauren10102 3

perhaps both ;)

It's called Nasal sex