By pistonchamp159 - 28/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML
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Fredzter 0

HAHAHA!! He is my hero! If you don't want him, I'll take him!! :D

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iDemonChild 0

Lol. Whipped cream and tickling your nose... Classic. =D

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Gisellee 0

HAHAHAHA. :P

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z3r0ram 0

sooo....

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FenderYK 0

YDI for being mexican

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sublime93 0

Are you kidding me?? This belongs on MLIA. This sucks so much balls

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FenderYK 0

If this comment is burried you are officially saying I am a cool donut.

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the_stereotype 0

who keeps moderating these? your husband really isn't that original, and the story's not really fml worthy. sorry.

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gigi37 0

Totally agree; what kind of idiots let this one on the site? OP: I give you a big fat So What

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pistonchamp159 0

they took out the good part of the fml. it was supposed to say that i broke my nose and something funny about how i have pink whipped cream on my face now....

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annoyedkid 0

rewr this is the SECOND time i saw YOU posting a dumb comment. Don't U hav a life? or friends? god 86 ur so pathetic. god if u commited suicide by jumping into a lake the only ppl that wud care is the fish that wud push u out of their waterr

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the_stereotype 0

what is up with the moderation? why didn't they keep that part? see...now it's an FML and funny

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BabyImTwisted 0

Not a fml, but thats pretty cute.

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Ejvind 0

MLIA's better then these pile of crap suicide stories.

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zZsleeperrZz 0

exactly. idg how this is an fml. this happends to tons of ppl everyday. not really an fml. but OP, I hope you made lemons into lemonade if ya know what meanz. 

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aerosenna 0

at least it ain't toothpaste.. that would have stung

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Fredzter 0

HAHAHA!! He is my hero! If you don't want him, I'll take him!! :D

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moemoney8888 7

One thing, he doesn't want you

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Kupokupupo 0

hahaha..

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toyota_fml 0

hahaha that man is a genius, he things just like me i did my wife that already

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hilariousgenius 0

Do it back but with peanut butter.

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dragonxfly 0

no, super glue

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iDemonChild 0

Lol. Whipped cream and tickling your nose... Classic. =D

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M0rt 0

win husband is a win

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justmyluck1212 0

lol FYL for having to wake up loke that, but hilarious hubby

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elliebutton 0

Grab your video camera and film as you put his hand in hot water, zoom in on his crotch and wait for his reaction when he wakws up and realises what he has done :D

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Subtext 10

whipped cream to the face is funny...wetting your bed...not so much actually

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byondblnd11 0

literally lol'd on this one, fyl for having an immature husband, but you have to admit, it's funny

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aho_matsuri 0

hahhh oh come on, that's hilarious

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zee209 0

Oh no! FYL for having a husband with a sense of humor (that's sarcasm, just so you know). Open you eyes and realize that your husband has a good sense of humor and obviously loves you, even though you obviously DO NOT have a sense of humor. I'm sick of these stupid FMLs where people complain about their spouse, boy/girlfriend having a good sense of humor.

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Bob4545 0

I care about your opinion very much, zee209, and in the future, if I ever post an FML, I'll be sure to clear it with you first, because I want you to personally approve of my FML. That was sarcasm, in case you couldn't tell.

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lolololcheese 0

zee209, you bother me. that wasn't sarcasm, just so you know.

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Ashley Beecher 8

I think she meant fml...funny haha

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genius_man16 0

I totally agree with zee here, i mean, it's not an FYL, and it's not really that funny. I mean, i SHOULD have been to the OP, but obviously she's got too much stuck in her ass to think so. FherhusbandsL for having such a whiney wife.

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