FML : Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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By torny>horny / Sunday 10 April 2011 04:42 / United States

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By Residence_fml | 4

#2324542 - Sunday 10 April 2011 12:12

Well that kinda sucks, but be happy he tried to do something. It's apperantly an unspoken rule for women to be happy with what their husbands give them, with the right thought behind it of course, even though it kinda fails. My boyfriend always tries to cook me delicious diner but ends up throwing a main ingredient in I really don't like. I still love the fact he went through all the trouble trying to please me.

By nebula748 | 14

#2324549 - Sunday 10 April 2011 12:14

Those darn pricks.

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By Residence_fml | 4

#2324542 - Sunday 10 April 2011 12:12

mz_booty | 0

#2324635 - Sunday 10 April 2011 12:28

wow you write really long commments!! ekkk!!!

Mimiroxxi | 0

#2324660 - Sunday 10 April 2011 12:32

lmao Ikr gee

Residence_fml | 4

#2324690 - Sunday 10 April 2011 12:38

At least it kept you off the streets for 20 sec you spend at it :p

XxJaydaxX | 3

#2324709 - Sunday 10 April 2011 12:42

of course the ones that look like dumb hoes would say something about someone writing a long comment. at least they took the time to write something worth reading.

allmidnighteyes | 10

#2324714 - Sunday 10 April 2011 12:42

I love how the brains of some FMLers go into OHSHITWHATISTHISKDHBFJDSBGFHS mode when they see a comment comprised of more than four words. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the result of four billion years of evolutionary "success". And I use success loosely.

jess2gd4u | 0

#2324769 - Sunday 10 April 2011 01:05

creation

mz_booty | 0

#2324811 - Sunday 10 April 2011 01:31

I may look like a "dumb hoe" but thank god I don't look like you!! yuck!!

jess2gd4u | 0

#2324816 - Sunday 10 April 2011 01:34

they just jealous hunny

insanesna1l | 0

#2324837 - Sunday 10 April 2011 01:45

19 - yeah i hate a woman who looks like a gardening tool as well. i prefer mine looking like a coke bottle

mz_booty | 0

#2324915 - Sunday 10 April 2011 02:28

thanks jess, no need to hate guys!!

sourgirl101 | 21

#2324965 - Sunday 10 April 2011 02:49

Now now people. Calm down! There's no fighting allowed on my FML!(:

VorpikeII | 17

#2325083 - Sunday 10 April 2011 03:23

just chill guys you both look pretty good, so there's no need to fight. oh yeah. I lost the game.

gooBUZZ | 0

#2325103 - Sunday 10 April 2011 03:27

F you #40! D:

Thanatos1206 | 0

#2325287 - Sunday 10 April 2011 04:13

Too bad they declared the game dead you morons.

hannah1203 | 2

#2325347 - Sunday 10 April 2011 04:23

Did anyone else see the pen name of OP? WIN

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2326183 - Sunday 10 April 2011 07:05

19 - lololololol! win.

rallets | 22

#2326263 - Sunday 10 April 2011 07:23

pfft ive seen longer comments..one dude writes entire essays that take up the entire page, no joke O_O

hawkhez01 | 13

#2327160 - Sunday 10 April 2011 11:12

I agree, she wrote a long comment but just because you commented about it doesn't make you a dumb hoe, don't listen to the jackasses.

varkey | 7

#2327538 - Monday 11 April 2011 01:02

er, that's a bit worse than not liking a meal... those thorns can really cause injury FYL, that must have hurt....

sunshine233 | 0

#2328906 - Monday 11 April 2011 07:35

19- stop being jealous that your fat and ugly and she is hot

EliseAqua | 0

#2332968 - Tuesday 12 April 2011 12:37

I agree, at least he was trying to be sweet :). Sucks that you got thrown into a bed of thorns though. Sounds painful. FYL.

alsnyder12 | 0

#2333922 - Tuesday 12 April 2011 02:41

rookie mistake

xMegan96 | 0

#2334095 - Tuesday 12 April 2011 03:06

yeah Thats true. :)

xMegan96 | 0

#2334109 - Tuesday 12 April 2011 03:08

don't be a bitch and complain about people writing long comments. why, to stupid to read it?

xMegan96 | 0

#2334141 - Tuesday 12 April 2011 03:12

at least her heart prettier than yours bitch!

nalia18 | 8

#2335614 - Tuesday 12 April 2011 06:48

Is it wrong for me to laugh an amused laugh?? just making sure...

psycho9631 | 1

#2381821 - Thursday 21 April 2011 06:09

dude that's a awesome picture I instantly got it lol

By nebula748 | 14

#2324549 - Sunday 10 April 2011 12:14

Those darn pricks.

rebekahah | 7

#2325259 - Sunday 10 April 2011 04:08

lol every rose has its thorns...

kingtz | 6

#2326388 - Sunday 10 April 2011 07:52

When the night has been too lonely and the road has been too long and you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong Just remember in the winter far beneath the bitter snows lies the seed that with the sun's love in the spring becomes the rose.

chrisx020296 | 0

#2326849 - Sunday 10 April 2011 09:38

stfu or I'll stick my D in ur bumm!

iDoubtWhales | 7

#2328333 - Monday 11 April 2011 05:08

Is she really sure he forgot? haha

elliedanceteam | 0

#2329055 - Monday 11 April 2011 08:51

aha ^ im sure he forgot if he was trying to be romantic

ColorfulDonut | 7

#2333436 - Tuesday 12 April 2011 01:42

^ awesome doggeh

MIAMIDJ | 0

#2435506 - Saturday 30 April 2011 09:01

not all they have some without thorns

By rushiee | 0

#2324555 - Sunday 10 April 2011 12:15

hahaha #2!(: uhm did they leave a mark? or two? lol

ttyler333 | 7

#2327188 - Sunday 10 April 2011 11:28

ur pretty hot... couldn't resist telling you something you already know. anyway. stay pretty xD

max_wilder | 9

#2328260 - Monday 11 April 2011 04:44

what a prick

Turner_22 | 0

#3005724 - Sunday 31 July 2011 05:01

3, do you really even have to ask that question?

By chlorinegreen | 27

#2324574 - Sunday 10 April 2011 12:18

It's a sweet thought and a awesome "tell all of your friends at the bar about your scars" story!

man_in_black08 | 27

#2325907 - Sunday 10 April 2011 06:12

happy birthday!

chlorinegreen | 27

#2327499 - Monday 11 April 2011 12:51

happy birthday? lol

BAMF18 | 0

#2330558 - Monday 11 April 2011 02:56

fail, albeit a moderately good one. * scarred story. I'm not trolling you. i appreciate the scarred comment. con grad you lations.

BuhxritNAYY | 5

#2334172 - Tuesday 12 April 2011 03:15

haha I agree, that's a good point! it's more of an "awww" story not a "wow what a dick boyfriend" story. it was only an accident. unless he looked like he did it on purpose but anyone who goes through the trouble probably wouldn't do it on purpose. roses ate expensive