By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
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Well that kinda sucks, but be happy he tried to do something. It's apperantly an unspoken rule for women to be happy with what their husbands give them, with the right thought behind it of course, even though it kinda fails. My boyfriend always tries to cook me delicious diner but ends up throwing a main ingredient in I really don't like. I still love the fact he went through all the trouble trying to please me.

Those darn pricks.

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Well that kinda sucks, but be happy he tried to do something. It's apperantly an unspoken rule for women to be happy with what their husbands give them, with the right thought behind it of course, even though it kinda fails. My boyfriend always tries to cook me delicious diner but ends up throwing a main ingredient in I really don't like. I still love the fact he went through all the trouble trying to please me.

wow you write really long commments!! ekkk!!!

At least it kept you off the streets for 20 sec you spend at it :p

of course the ones that look like dumb hoes would say something about someone writing a long comment. at least they took the time to write something worth reading.

I love how the brains of some FMLers go into OHSHITWHATISTHISKDHBFJDSBGFHS mode when they see a comment comprised of more than four words. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the result of four billion years of evolutionary "success". And I use success loosely.

I may look like a "dumb hoe" but thank god I don't look like you!! yuck!!

they just jealous hunny

19 - yeah i hate a woman who looks like a gardening tool as well. i prefer mine looking like a coke bottle

thanks jess, no need to hate guys!!

Now now people. Calm down! There's no fighting allowed on my FML!(:

just chill guys you both look pretty good, so there's no need to fight. oh yeah. I lost the game.

F you #40! D:

Too bad they declared the game dead you morons.

Did anyone else see the pen name of OP? WIN

19 - lololololol! win.

pfft ive seen longer comments..one dude writes entire essays that take up the entire page, no joke O_O

I agree, she wrote a long comment but just because you commented about it doesn't make you a dumb hoe, don't listen to the jackasses.

er, that's a bit worse than not liking a meal... those thorns can really cause injury FYL, that must have hurt....

19- stop being jealous that your fat and ugly and she is hot

I agree, at least he was trying to be sweet :). Sucks that you got thrown into a bed of thorns though. Sounds painful. FYL.

yeah Thats true. :)

don't be a bitch and complain about people writing long comments. why, to stupid to read it?

at least her heart prettier than yours bitch!

Is it wrong for me to laugh an amused laugh?? just making sure...

dude that's a awesome picture I instantly got it lol

Those darn pricks.

lol every rose has its thorns...

When the night has been too lonely and the road has been too long and you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong Just remember in the winter far beneath the bitter snows lies the seed that with the sun's love in the spring becomes the rose.

stfu or I'll stick my D in ur bumm!

Is she really sure he forgot? haha

aha ^ im sure he forgot if he was trying to be romantic

not all they have some without thorns

hahaha #2!(: uhm did they leave a mark? or two? lol

ur pretty hot... couldn't resist telling you something you already know. anyway. stay pretty xD

3, do you really even have to ask that question?

It's a sweet thought and a awesome "tell all of your friends at the bar about your scars" story!

happy birthday? lol

fail, albeit a moderately good one. * scarred story. I'm not trolling you. i appreciate the scarred comment. con grad you lations.

haha I agree, that's a good point! it's more of an "awww" story not a "wow what a dick boyfriend" story. it was only an accident. unless he looked like he did it on purpose but anyone who goes through the trouble probably wouldn't do it on purpose. roses ate expensive

What is love if not binding and written in pain and blood?

at least he tried.

The real question is: are the roses okay?

it's the thought that counts

well if your neighbours have trimmed rose bushes u know where he got them from, good job for trying but he should have stuck to just the petals lol

Don't you just sound unappreciative.

it's the first for many more to come!

omg LMAO! finally a REAL fml.