By Notakidpusher - United States - San Francisco

OK Shaggy

Today, my coworker brought her 3-year-old son to work with her. When introducing him to me, she dropped her bag and bent over to pick it up, knocking him over with her butt in the process. When she stood up, she noticed he was sitting on the ground crying. She then accused me of pushing him over. FML
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  neuronerd  |  28

Maybe she wearing that weird padded butt underwear. I mean it had to be pretty big to knock over a kid anyway.

  mwali02  |  32

Some people are really just that fat that they won't notice a thing. Hope she doesn't knock her kid over like that unknowingly at home, too!

  MonstreBelle  |  28

Unfortunately the law doesn't take the heinous act of baby butting seriously and doesn't treat it like the crime it is. Something about real crimes being more important or some shit like that.

By  Accurate_Vision  |  31

She definitely noticed. It's likely she just didn't want to own up for her own mistake and blamed you for it. Don't worry, at least the kid knows you didn't push him and will probably tell his mother she knocked him down.

  MsFit  |  17

Oh my God. Becky, look at her butt. It's so big. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But you know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute. I mean, her butt. It's just so big. I can't believe it. It's just so round. It's like out there. I mean, gross!