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By Notakidpusher - 24/11/2015 03:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my coworker brought her 3-year-old son to work with her. When introducing him to me, she dropped her bag and bent over to pick it up, knocking him over with her butt in the process. When she stood up, she noticed he was sitting on the ground crying. She then accused me of pushing him over. FML
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Maybe she's just joking? She MUST have felt her butt bump into him.... Sorry OP :(

lat187 18

I bet you're the butt of all the office jokes.


That sucks. But if she doesn't believe you over something that silly, she isn't worth it.

The kid is 3. It should be able to talk. Ask it. Problem solved.

Maybe she's just joking? She MUST have felt her butt bump into him.... Sorry OP :(

She must have a really huge butt not to feel knocking over her own kid with it

I doubt this would be an FML if she were joking lol

neuronerd 28

Maybe she wearing that weird padded butt underwear. I mean it had to be pretty big to knock over a kid anyway.

mwali02 32

Some people are really just that fat that they won't notice a thing. Hope she doesn't knock her kid over like that unknowingly at home, too!

Xandrick 22

Wow. That is a complete "Bruh." moment...

Better be a cctv to prove your story or you might end up in jail for a long time. Good luck bub.

It doesn't work that way, wolverine. You don't go to jail for pushing a kid on the floor, especially if you didn't even do it.

Jail? you watch a lot of crime shows don't ya?

MonstreBelle 28

Unfortunately the law doesn't take the heinous act of baby butting seriously and doesn't treat it like the crime it is. Something about real crimes being more important or some shit like that.

Ur ******* stupid

If you want to call someone stupid, you might want to use proper English or you will seem like the stupid one :)

Today I was playing with my mom at her work and then this big meany pushed me over and put it on FML.

And tried to blame it on my mom.

#41 Correction, "and tried to blame it on my mom's ass"

She definitely noticed. It's likely she just didn't want to own up for her own mistake and blamed you for it. Don't worry, at least the kid knows you didn't push him and will probably tell his mother she knocked him down.

lat187 18

I bet you're the butt of all the office jokes.

And she didn't notice you weren't near enough to push him?

You did it. No ifs, ands, or butts about it!

She was probably just embarrassed that her butt is that big. Sorry OP

you don't have to have a really big butt to push someone over with it... she was just clumsy and didn't realise it.

Oh my God. Becky, look at her butt. It's so big. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But you know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute. I mean, her butt. It's just so big. I can't believe it. It's just so round. It's like out there. I mean, gross!