This might be more of an FML for your dad.. But sorry OP, that sucks. Ignorance is bliss.

I agree with #1. Some memories are great like Uncle Robert and Uncle Jeffrey. They were cool too. Oh and Aunt Lisa that one time you met her.

Hopefully uncle jimmy was wearing a jimmy so you don't get a brother

Dang, OP's mum sucks.

Since "Uncle Jimmy" has " " around his name, does that uncle is OP's dad?

#55: No, "Uncle Jimmy" means Uncle Jimmy ain't actually Uncle Jimmy. Do you understand now?

55- She means that she called him uncle in an affectionate way, not that he was her uncle or her dad. It's like how some people say "she's like a sister to me."

My friend is a good example. He likes this girl, it's really obvious but he always says "she's like a sister to me." and everytime he says that she looks at me and rolls her eyes. It's pretty funny

58 You may be wrong. Calling them Uncle then stating their name is a common excuse. It's like saying the girl you're out with is your cousin when she really isn't and is just an excuse to not be caught.

66 is right. Uncle is a common excuse moms give their kids so they dont ask too many questions. Of course what happens when the kids ask dad whens uncle jimmy coming to visit again?

I assumed that they found out the mother was cheating and she either lied about who the other man was or they didn't know who it was with, and they just found out it was Uncle Jimmy.

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"Aw hell naw, Gator's bitches be wearin jimmies!"

42, you said it wrong but i love that movie so +1.