By Anonymous - 09/11/2012 20:53 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML
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PlaiPie 11
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Well hopefully you have other happy childhood memories to hold on to :D

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PlaiPie 11
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Well hopefully you have other happy childhood memories to hold on to :D

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dressedskeleton 10
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This might be more of an FML for your dad.. But sorry OP, that sucks. Ignorance is bliss.

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MrSassypants 32
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I agree with #1. Some memories are great like Uncle Robert and Uncle Jeffrey. They were cool too. Oh and Aunt Lisa that one time you met her.

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Jjgibbs 5
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Hopefully uncle jimmy was wearing a jimmy so you don't get a brother

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Officiency 4
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Dang, OP's mum sucks.

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graffitied_love 20
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Since "Uncle Jimmy" has " " around his name, does that uncle is OP's dad?

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Welshite 39
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#55: No, "Uncle Jimmy" means Uncle Jimmy ain't actually Uncle Jimmy. Do you understand now?

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emag_eht 18
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55- She means that she called him uncle in an affectionate way, not that he was her uncle or her dad. It's like how some people say "she's like a sister to me."

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Teyros 24
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My friend is a good example. He likes this girl, it's really obvious but he always says "she's like a sister to me." and everytime he says that she looks at me and rolls her eyes. It's pretty funny

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MrSassypants 32
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58 You may be wrong. Calling them Uncle then stating their name is a common excuse. It's like saying the girl you're out with is your cousin when she really isn't and is just an excuse to not be caught.

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ise3 10
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66 is right. Uncle is a common excuse moms give their kids so they dont ask too many questions. Of course what happens when the kids ask dad whens uncle jimmy coming to visit again?

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doglover100 28
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Sorry. That sucks. Hopefully you have happier memories.

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OldMemoriesFade 8
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Ouch...that must of been hard to hear...things will get better.

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User57777 13
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Sorry to hear your mom is a cheating bitch…

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Dblocker 18
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"We found out", does that mean you dad is still in the picture, or siblings? If your dad is still in the picture it then this FML might get a lot worse, but either way your mom is a whore.

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brianjman14 22
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I assumed that they found out the mother was cheating and she either lied about who the other man was or they didn't know who it was with, and they just found out it was Uncle Jimmy.

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jeezburger12 10
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That's just wrong...

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Kiki242 19
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Your mom needs a ass kicking. That's disgusting to bring the other man around your child.

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perdix 29
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Hopefully, he wore his Jimmy hat or he might be someone's Daddy Jimmy. Yours, perhaps?

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the_smart_way 10
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*unrelated comment allert* as I am an Internet noob and have not yet figured out how to message people on the 'ere website. It is my duty to inform you, Perdix, that you have now achieved a higher level of Internet fame. Your comment reading "well I guess he'll be missing the wedding you should have had" has been featured on artoftrolling.com Well done Perdix, you are meme!

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gc327072 30
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"Aw hell naw, Gator's bitches be wearin jimmies!"

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RvidxrKlvn 8
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42, you said it wrong but i love that movie so +1.

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rhaemese 9
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Noor... I didn't know you longest beef jerky that much..

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