By PokeWife - 06/02/2013 13:38 - United States - Omaha

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
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farewellthebeast 8

Wife uses pre-nup... It's super effective.

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farewellthebeast 8

Wife uses pre-nup... It's super effective.

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Steve95401 49

It's too late for a pre-nupital agreement since they're already married.

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farewellthebeast 8

Good point thanks for the correction betting she wish would of had one though with fine print about no use of escape ropes.

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ScaughtieHolden 11

Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11, Elin used Pre-Nup Power-up!

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tjv3 10

Well sorry OP . I think that this might be a good relationship to get out of. Also in the divorce ask for half of all his collection and sell it or make a video of you burning it

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cliffibom 15

Husband uses divorce, its super effective!

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dmac843 2

Super effective if he intended to pay alimony the rest of his life.

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RedPillSucks 31

I think you only pay alimony if the spouse doesn't work or there's a huge difference in salary.

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MitChell127 5

8- First comment I have ever laughed at on here.

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CTMPandemonium 16

#58 No. Actually, It's until a child is 18 years of age (or respective countries age of majority), or until the parent with custody re-marrys. That is the usual outcome. How much is determined by cost of living and yearly gross pay for the non custodial parent. The custodial parents wages are not usually taken into consideration when deciding on alimony or the $$ amount.

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perdix 29

He's cheating with Pikachu!

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booklover428 19

Or maybe Jiggly Puff!

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brianjman14 22

No, it's obviously Jynx. Have you seen those lips?

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XxDevilxXGt 26

But have you even seen Lickitung's tongue?!

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Pleonasm 35

He won't Beedrill-in' her any longer, he's found other women to Harden and Pound til her Squirt-les all over them.

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HowieDoIt 21

Abra kadabra ala-divorce, machamp, Weedle hope it works out, cause it sounds like you're really Saffron right now.

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ICastillo 24

Perdix would that be considered beastility?

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cheertrombonist 9

that's not the point my man, you just don't get it.. and that's why we should divorce. •____•

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CTMPandemonium 16

#54 I SEE WHAT YOU ******* DID THERE!!! LOL XD

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Well, if you don't like Pokémon, I can see why...

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Wiringify 22

"In Pokemon (...) but you don't like Pokemon, and that's why we should divorce"

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jackiemora 18

"In Pokemon, the creatures fight much like we do... And that's why we should divorce" that could have been the conversation? OP might be at fault. Anyone referencing Pokemon is pretty awesome.

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Harshdfml 14

If it gets too serious, throw a pokéball at him yelling, 'I choose you divorce lawyer'.

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LiterOfCola 16

You should've used a master ball if you didn't want him to escape...

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