By PokeWife - 06/02/2013 13:38 - United States - Omaha

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 306
You deserved it 4 524

Same thing different taste

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farewellthebeast 8

Wife uses pre-nup... It's super effective.

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tors 9

I'd have bitch slapped him =)

astewardson 4

That was onyx-pected but I bet he will still try to Pikachu in the shower. What ghastly behavior!

I'd punch him. If ANYONE starts a conversation with "In Pokemon" it had goddamn better be light-hearted and/or hilarious. Anything less and you've abused Pokemon.

I need to know the middle this is to f**ked and funny to not know the rest

NotGabe 28

Looks like he's going to be using Harden, Rock Polish, and String Shot all by himself.

beanthemouse 13

Unlike the last FML where a girl ditched a guy cos he liked Pokemon, a man divorcing because of Pokemon is just bad (liking Pokemon isn't, breaking up because she dislikes it is bad. But I am only assuming that is the case) Unless she was forcing him to dislike it, then no wonder he is breaking up

Lordalucad 9

I don't think he's divorcing her over Pokemon. It's more like he's using an analogy involving Pokemon to explain why they're divorcing.

beanthemouse 13

Using Pokemon as an example is just abusing Pokemon. Now she will have negative feelings about the game and show. FYL Op (unless you were throwing his games out, etc and wanting him to grow out of it. Cos nobody should be forced to like or dislike stuff. I have seen (and heard) of girls doing that)

little_star78 13

I've been having a lot of fun trying to figure out how the rest of this conversation went…oh the possibilities.