By PokeWife - 06/02/2013 13:38 - United States - Omaha

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
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farewellthebeast 8

Wife uses pre-nup... It's super effective.

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Da_burn 6

Looks like he was on the quest to catch 'em all.

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Enslaved 36

I'm curious how long the actual conversation was?

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kikkilinu 3

Maybe you should have let him Squirtle all over your Jigglypuff's more often.

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charvisioku 22

Maybe his Thrust ran out of PP so he had to go to the Pokecenter, and Nurse Joy seduced him. That foul temptress.

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LarryLaDouche 13

I believe that was good sir Ludacris from the song "Nasty Girl"

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DanielleinDC 33

That's one hell of a segue. I'm wondering how he got from Pokemon to divorce, unless he was trying to mess with your head.

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danielhartlesss 13

I have to know the rest of the sentence now.

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TheNewGuy03 28

This is a bit of a Gastly situation, and I hope it works out well for Mewtwo.

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kendallw13 15

he probably wants to move on to other women because he's "gotta catch 'em all!"

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Futacy 29

"In Pokémon, ten year-olds, like Ash, act like adults. And since you act like an adult, in the Pokémon world, you'd be thought of as acting like a kid. Therefore, I feel like I'm married to a ten year-old, which would make me a pedophile. I don't wanna feel like a pedophile. And that's why we should get a divorce."

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JJtJJ 13

While I agree FYL, that's an impressive feat to connect those two.

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