Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
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Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
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farewellthebeast 8
Wife uses pre-nup... It's super effective.
ewmoldycheese 14
Husband fled.
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rogue2888 4
How old is he? I'm sure he would have finished 5th grade by now. What a wanker!!!
TheOnlyX 11
Sudden turn of events. I can only imagine what OP's face looked like when he finished the statement.
bobslawnservice 16
This is why you leave the dinner table if your blind date starts calling the blueberries in your desert Pokemonberries (or whatever) of if you find out your boyfriend has a Pokemon tattoo. Nothing good can come of an adult being obsessed with cartoons.
charvisioku 22
If you're gonna reference something, get it right. It's Oran berries. And there's nothing wrong with having a Pokemon tattoo. Unless it's Jigglypuff on a bodybuilding man. That would be weird. Quit with the PokeHate, fool. Oh and it was a dessert, not a desert. I don't think a desert would fit on the table, and I'm pretty sure you don't get blueberries in desert wastelands.
Helldemon 32
Gl with your life of being a shallow asshole.
charvisioku 22
I used to love playing with your Jigglypuffs, and you always made me Squirtle all over your Diglett. But then I had a Pikachu and realised you have a Caterpie, not a Jumpluff. This marriage is Jynxed and I know it's Onyxpected for you but I feel like I need to release you and go for a better catch with a Naughty nature rather than a Serious one. I'm sorry if this was a Shockwave, but it's for the best.
Raykyogrou03 12
In pokemon, people never grow up and that's why we should divorce.
Raum 19
You don't have enough badges to control him.
baref00tmama 15
I agree-his Pokemon analogy is definitely reason to divorce.
californianking1 8
Oh boy do i hope he didnt talk about how you two are the wrong Pokemon match
BrashlyHonest20 4
I'm an anime fan... and using it as an excuse to end a relationship... especially a marriage is ridiculous. issues like that should be put on the table early. Love the pokemon references. :3
corleon198425 22
A valid point