Love: Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…"... - FML

By PokeWife - 06/02/2013 13:38 - United States - Omaha

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML

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By jentown11 - 28/09/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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By I'm my husband's second mom - 03/11/2015 07:14 - United States - Dickson

Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2014 18:43 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

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Fast food dinner

By anonymous - 18/12/2019 20:00 - United States - San Angelo

Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML

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Go on, why?

By Anonymous - 09/04/2022 04:00

Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML

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By ZaraAce - 15/04/2011 11:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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This is going well

By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 14:00

Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML

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Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

By Gloria Lovestar - 13/09/2019 20:00

Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML

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By rani - 02/02/2013 22:34 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML

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By ihatepokemon - 22/07/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

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farewellthebeast 8

Wednesday 6 February 2013 18:59

Wife uses pre-nup... It's super effective.

ewmoldycheese 14

Wednesday 6 February 2013 19:00

Husband fled.

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marquellauhrig 10

Sunday 17 February 2013 16:59

Lol

Sanduril 15

Sunday 27 October 2013 14:27

You don't have enough badges to train him

UmbreonKirby 14

Wednesday 30 October 2013 4:41

In pokemon, ash never ages, but you do. Thats why we should divorce

CougeeSwagg 19

Thursday 12 June 2014 3:05

Wish I knew the whole conversation.

elmateo_fml 9

Thursday 3 July 2014 0:39

Why do I feel this has to do with either the Charizard episode or the Butterfree episode? Either way he's a pokeasshole

battleroyalefan6 16

Sunday 31 August 2014 18:32

I say he was talking about breeding and like the pokemon is dittos wife/husband and u take them out. thus forcing them to divorce. goddamn I need a life

dubleduke 11

Monday 9 March 2015 18:19

Please tell us the entire speech. It would be funny to see how unfit he is for husbandship

gmsager 11

Tuesday 12 January 2016 5:57

Well that escalated quickly...

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