By DogLover - 06/02/2013 13:59 - United States - Watertown

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 526
You deserved it 4 801

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Al_HyLo 5

genius. I do that to my sister

zingline89 18

I think I just found my new favorite way to kill spiders

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Al_HyLo 5

genius. I do that to my sister

You drown her with pee?!? You sir are a hillbilly.

19, if I'm not mistaken, your last comment, 18, announced you "piss on everything... everything," as well. So by default, are you calling yourself a hillbilly?

Hey I never said I wasn't. It was also a joke. Coming from a guy who likes to hunt cats or prey on cats.

dontpanic_fml 32

But seriously, you drown your sister by peeing on her?

Looks like no one can understand sarcasm or a joke anymore

Al_HyLo 5

thaaaank you, people are idiots. I don't pee on my sister or anyone for that matter, except my mother when she yells at me.

tjv3 10

Aint nothing wrong with being scared of spiders. They are nasty foul creatures

you try to drown her with your pee or jump when she enters the room?

Golden shower anyone?

Id say that spider got owned.

U_GotitDude 18

1000 Ways to Die: Spider Edition

SnoochBoochie 14

#47, I like the strategy. Just keep posting until you get the thumbs up!

Way to Die #902: R kelly's dog

Resourceful, gotta give it to him

My dog just eats them.

Shrouds 14

spiders are creepy as hell. I don't blame him.

SystemofaBlink41 27

You gotta give it to the dog,though, for such a creative way to get rid of a spider.

zingline89 18

I think I just found my new favorite way to kill spiders

Until you come across one of the freak mutant ones that jump 50 ft and it attacks your dick

Then you would become a superhero.... Spiderdick? Who am I kidding it wouldn't change anything, except maybe the consistency... "Pull out, honey!" "I..I..I can't!"

Piss of your dog, and get pissed on.

zingline89 18

Piss on R Kelly, you've got a new best friend.

I don't know of it's just me, but I also piss on everything.....everything.

I think it might be just you

Man I expect myself to get thumbed down, but Pleo. What the heck is going on here?!? :o

Exactly what I do when I see a spider! Little buggers.

You piss on it as well? Lol

or pisses himself..

perdix 29

Why would you say terrified? That dog's a Belgian Spider Terrier! Spider hunting dogs aren't very popular because the owners need to buy rubber furniture and pick up the "kill" (no retrievers will work with them.)

Efficient! Instead of wasting energy on doing anything a dog supposedly would have done, it instead saved time and energy by both killing the spider AND by peeing! No but really, your life isn't "fucked" because your dog decided to pee on a spider in terror, just clean the mess and move on, put your table back and ta daa, op =P

His Spidey sense was tinkling.