Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML
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Al_HyLo
| 5
genius. I do that to my sister
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zingline89
| 18
I think I just found my new favorite way to kill spiders
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Al_HyLo
| 5
genius. I do that to my sister
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ICastillo
| 24
You drown her with pee?!? You sir are a hillbilly.
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PussyPredator
| 6
19, if I'm not mistaken, your last comment, 18, announced you "piss on everything... everything," as well.
So by default, are you calling yourself a hillbilly?
So by default, are you calling yourself a hillbilly?
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ICastillo
| 24
Hey I never said I wasn't. It was also a joke.
Coming from a guy who likes to hunt cats or prey on cats.
Coming from a guy who likes to hunt cats or prey on cats.
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dontpanic_fml
| 32
But seriously, you drown your sister by peeing on her?
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KayleeT
| 9
Looks like no one can understand sarcasm or a joke anymore
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Al_HyLo
| 5
thaaaank you, people are idiots. I don't pee on my sister or anyone for that matter, except my mother when she yells at me.
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tjv3
| 10
Aint nothing wrong with being scared of spiders. They are nasty foul creatures
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alitbaby
| 14
you try to drown her with your pee or jump when she enters the room?
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TheOnlyX
| 11
Golden shower anyone?
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cliffibom
| 15
Id say that spider got owned.
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U_GotitDude
| 18
1000 Ways to Die: Spider Edition
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SnoochBoochie
| 14
#47, I like the strategy. Just keep posting until you get the thumbs up!
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SuperTroll187
| 10
Way to Die #902: R kelly's dog
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Coop817
| 19
Resourceful, gotta give it to him
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Sputnikspak
| 13
My dog just eats them.
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Shrouds
| 14
spiders are creepy as hell. I don't blame him.
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
You gotta give it to the dog,though, for such a creative way to get rid of a spider.
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zingline89
| 18
I think I just found my new favorite way to kill spiders
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JiggaJayZ
| 16
Until you come across one of the freak mutant ones that jump 50 ft and it attacks your dick
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Pleonasm
| 34
Then you would become a superhero.... Spiderdick?
Who am I kidding it wouldn't change anything, except maybe the consistency...
"Pull out, honey!"
"I..I..I can't!"
Who am I kidding it wouldn't change anything, except maybe the consistency...
"Pull out, honey!"
"I..I..I can't!"
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Pleonasm
| 34
Piss of your dog, and get pissed on.
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zingline89
| 18
Piss on R Kelly, you've got a new best friend.
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ICastillo
| 24
I don't know of it's just me, but I also piss on everything.....everything.
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BlowinChronic
| 18
I think it might be just you
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ICastillo
| 24
Man I expect myself to get thumbed down, but Pleo. What the heck is going on here?!? :o
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daniel_dd31
| 13
Exactly what I do when I see a spider! Little buggers.
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jackiemora
| 18
You piss on it as well? Lol
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DutchBasterd
| 15
or pisses himself..
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perdix
| 29
Why would you say terrified? That dog's a Belgian Spider Terrier! Spider hunting dogs aren't very popular because the owners need to buy rubber furniture and pick up the "kill" (no retrievers will work with them.)
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ScruffyFML
| 10
Efficient!
Instead of wasting energy on doing anything a dog supposedly would have done, it instead saved time and energy by both killing the spider AND by peeing!
No but really, your life isn't "fucked" because your dog decided to pee on a spider in terror, just clean the mess and move on, put your table back and ta daa, op =P
Instead of wasting energy on doing anything a dog supposedly would have done, it instead saved time and energy by both killing the spider AND by peeing!
No but really, your life isn't "fucked" because your dog decided to pee on a spider in terror, just clean the mess and move on, put your table back and ta daa, op =P
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woainishamu
| 21
His Spidey sense was tinkling.