By DogLover - 06/02/2013 13:59 - United States - Watertown

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 544
You deserved it 4 805

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Al_HyLo 5
zingline89 18

I think I just found my new favorite way to kill spiders


Al_HyLo 5

You drown her with pee?!? You sir are a hillbilly.

19, if I'm not mistaken, your last comment, 18, announced you "piss on everything... everything," as well. So by default, are you calling yourself a hillbilly?

Hey I never said I wasn't. It was also a joke. Coming from a guy who likes to hunt cats or prey on cats.

dontpanic_fml 32

But seriously, you drown your sister by peeing on her?

Looks like no one can understand sarcasm or a joke anymore

Al_HyLo 5

thaaaank you, people are idiots. I don't pee on my sister or anyone for that matter, except my mother when she yells at me.

tjv3 10

Aint nothing wrong with being scared of spiders. They are nasty foul creatures

you try to drown her with your pee or jump when she enters the room?

U_GotitDude 18

1000 Ways to Die: Spider Edition

SnoochBoochie 14

#47, I like the strategy. Just keep posting until you get the thumbs up!

Shrouds 14

spiders are creepy as hell. I don't blame him.

SystemofaBlink41 27

You gotta give it to the dog,though, for such a creative way to get rid of a spider.

zingline89 18

I think I just found my new favorite way to kill spiders

Until you come across one of the freak mutant ones that jump 50 ft and it attacks your dick

Then you would become a superhero.... Spiderdick? Who am I kidding it wouldn't change anything, except maybe the consistency... "Pull out, honey!" "I..I..I can't!"

zingline89 18

Piss on R Kelly, you've got a new best friend.

I don't know of it's just me, but I also piss on everything.....everything.

Man I expect myself to get thumbed down, but Pleo. What the heck is going on here?!? :o

perdix 29

Why would you say terrified? That dog's a Belgian Spider Terrier! Spider hunting dogs aren't very popular because the owners need to buy rubber furniture and pick up the "kill" (no retrievers will work with them.)

Efficient! Instead of wasting energy on doing anything a dog supposedly would have done, it instead saved time and energy by both killing the spider AND by peeing! No but really, your life isn't "******" because your dog decided to pee on a spider in terror, just clean the mess and move on, put your table back and ta daa, op =P