Fast food dinner

Did he want fries with it?

And a shake

Where is this fast-food place that serves divorces?

Asking for a friend, of course.

To bad theyre so damn expensive because I could use one

That's what I hear from my friend. I tell him the old joke:

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

Is it because you got supersized?

Wow the economy must be horrible when you live if your divorce lawyer works part time at a fast food joint

I'm not sure what your favorite fast food place is, but a divorce isn't a typical drive thru menu option.

Vegas?

That's pretty clever. I don't think I'd drop that on someone when they are driving though.