Family portrait

By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 14:00

Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 111
You deserved it 187

Same thing different taste

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Why did the medical staff let an obvious drunkard anywhere near the baby?

Wadlaen 23

Well, at least you got some memories...

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Why did the medical staff let an obvious drunkard anywhere near the baby?

Wadlaen 23

Well, at least you got some memories...

tiptoppc 19
wysegirl 24

Well at least he showed up??... Hopefully you had a normal sized healthy baby. Congrats OP and I hope your hubs getting drunk isn't a common occurrence foe yours and the baby's sakes.

nammavic1 12