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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 20:00

Today, after 3 years of unemployment and 6 months of hard studying, I found out I hadn't actually registered myself for the public service exam that will happen later this month and could finally get me a job. FML

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Today, after constantly checking my email for a week, I finally got a letter saying that I was accepted to take a test for a job position. The only problem is I was scheduled to test today, eight hours ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2022 10:00

Today, after months of tests, I was the only candidate left for my dream job. Then, only a few days before the last meeting before signing the contract, I get a call from HR informing me their co-worker unexpectedly came back from unpaid leave and that they are obliged to give him the job. FML

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By AgentKoos_99 - 11/10/2016 07:52 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after waiting 3 months to see if I got the job I had applied for, I was told that they never received my application. Turns out that the email address that they told me to send it to was not being checked anymore and that they would be happy to consider me for the following year. FML

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By BlackHoleSun. - 05/06/2022 16:00

Today, it was the day that I had been waiting for weeks to arrive: I finally finished the hiring process for my new job… Only to find out not only my paycheck, but the job itself was fake. Thanks Indeed, my first new bank account after years of debt, my disability, and my will to live greatly appreciate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2016 19:01 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, while checking my voicemail, I noticed I had received one from a job that I've been trying to get in for months. Too bad they called two weeks ago. FML

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chudun 18

Thursday 12 January 2017 20:02

At least when you get it registered, you're able to finally get a job!

Magnoxidans 19

Thursday 12 January 2017 20:34

Feels like the biggest YDI ever.

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chudun 18

Thursday 12 January 2017 20:02

At least when you get it registered, you're able to finally get a job!

CaptainObivious1 4

Thursday 12 January 2017 20:07

haha ******

Mauskau 35

Thursday 12 January 2017 20:17

You're already doing well as someone that would work in public services, they like to forget to do important things too.

Magnoxidans 19

Thursday 12 January 2017 20:34

Feels like the biggest YDI ever.

Winchesterbride 9

Thursday 12 January 2017 20:36

i hope for you that everything goes well in the future. best of luck OP

RedCronos 17

Thursday 12 January 2017 20:38

More time to study.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 12 January 2017 20:39

You need to take my online course "Attention to Detail" The address is www dot something-something dot something

MamaChey 24

Thursday 12 January 2017 22:46

Not that it's much consolation, but at least you didn't show up to take the test, only to be publicly shamed and then turned away. That being said, based on the limited info you gave, it DOES kind of seem like a dumbass move on your part...

CSSDimian 6

Thursday 12 January 2017 22:55

Literally how. I seriously don't understand. it's never taken me more than 2 weeks to get a job after deciding to get one, even when I have zero relevant experience. What are you doing?