I enjoy reading FMLs so I can laugh at others misfortunes because laughter is the best medicine. Except if you have aids.
I'm not here to make friends. If I was looking for more friends, I wouldn't resort to an app full of people competing for shittier life stories.
I don't want to be a grammar nazi but nothing on this app pisses me off more than a dumbass. However, people DO make mistakes. Having said that, If I make a mistake, I'll own up to it.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, sharing my feelings, cuddling while watching a long movie, and licking peanut butter off my dogs balls.
Sometimes I aim for thumbs up and sometimes I aim for thumbs down because thumbs up is too mainstream.
Obviously I'm not always serious. Calm your tits.