I enjoy reading FMLs so I can laugh at others misfortunes because laughter is the best medicine. Except if you have aids.
I'm not here to make friends. If I was looking for more friends, I wouldn't resort to an app full of people competing for shittier life stories.
I don't want to be a grammar nazi but nothing on this app pisses me off more than a dumbass. However, people DO make mistakes. Having said that, If I make a mistake, I'll own up to it.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, sharing my feelings, cuddling while watching a long movie, and licking peanut butter off my dogs balls.
Sometimes I aim for thumbs up and sometimes I aim for thumbs down because thumbs up is too mainstream.
Obviously I'm not always serious. Calm your tits.
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.” -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about. -
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back. -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator. -
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in -
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one. -
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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