Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
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Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML
Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
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farewellthebeast 8
Wife uses pre-nup... It's super effective.
ewmoldycheese 14
Husband fled.
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Comments (116)
Pleonasm 35
He took one pikachu and decided you were Onyx-eptable for him.
whyusofat 17
I don't wanna jinx it for op but i think she'll get out of the mucky situation. Have some ice cream squirtle some sprinkles and cheer up :D
perdix 29
#15, that was some pucking good funning there!
Pleonasm 35
It was a cunning stunt indeed.
perdix 29
#38, ah, yes, that's like the difference between the tribe of clever Pygmies and the girls' track team. By the way, your Pokemon punning reveals a deep knowledge of the subject. I hope this FML, as well as a few other recent ones, teaches you to keep this passion to yourself when you are with the ladies. ;)
Sir_ND_Pity 35
He Bidoof more than he could chew, so now, OP, Abra-Kadabra-Alakazam, he's gonna Raichu some divorce papers :/ you should put Snorlax-atives in his coffee
mega20913 8
her husband sounds very dragonair
Jaevwyn 17
61 that barely made sense :/
ICastillo 24
Well you just didn't evolve the way your husband wanted you to.
Connect 10
Epic name OP. Sorry about your husband though.
lilacgold 16
Is it just me who's curious about what the rest of the conversation was?
Eaglestrike117 29
"Sorry babe, but I've gotta catch em all."
tacojauns 45
In Pokemon you know how when Charmeleon evolves it Charizard it Iearns to hate everyone especially his trainer? your the trainer, and that's why we should divorce.
OverFlash 15
Actually, Ash's Charizard hated him as a Charmeleon, too.
joethebiden 8
The fact that the conversation started with those words should hopefully comfort you about its conclusion being the best for you in the end.
TheNewGuy03 28
Those words reduced their relationship to Ash.
billyz77 24
I think he's spending too much time watching tv and not enough time on his wife. Why marry someone if your not going to make an effort to stay with them?
TheDrifter 23
I blame us. Too many of us have tried new age parenting and raised a generation of perpetual infants, uncomprehending of the harsh truths of reality, stuck in a fantasy world with a "why fix it when I can throw it away and find another" mentality.
WhisperSoflty 20
46 - EXACTLY. It makes me crazy to watch parents now. They have no spine, just letting their children run the household like the kids pay the bills. And having to deal with the product of such pathetic parenting attempts is maddening. These types of kids have no concept of what it means to try really hard, so hard that it almost breaks you down, which means that they will never feel the immense satisfaction of true success.
alitbaby 14
his judgement is Ghastly. a little clouded. possibly Misty.
raesos91 26
lemme guess, you never gave him the lickitung?
Satoaoi 13
I hope you signed a pre nup then Cuz he sounds like a lunatic. using Pokemon as an excuse to divorce you. for shame Pokemon have more dignity than that
WeskersSexslave 15
he gavr you the stone and you didn't evolve