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By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 October 2012 21:54 / Australia - Brisbane
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  Alwayspullout  |  7

His penis fit in your ear???

By  Oh_So_Klassical  |  18

Since I devoloped a habit born of growing up with idiot brothers, anything wet that comes near my ear I grab and pull. You could try that. Or put a wet dildo in his ear when he's sleeping.

By  Sinamoi  |  18

"Wet penis..." Didn't know he was that flexible.

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  Inheritance  |  10

When a penis is not erect it is very flexible. You can bend it, wrap it, hell could even twist it.

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  Sinamoi  |  18

Forgive me if I wish to keep my penis un-bent, wrapped, or twisted. As for everyone else, sorry about the lame comment. Even ninjas have their moments.

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Meh. If he was that flexible he wouldn't have gotten married. Or is It just me? Oh well thumb down

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  rotflqtms_  |  7

47, as someone said before... sure, for a guy, you think it would be cool to be able to give yourself head...until you realize that you have a dick in your mouth. So you're getting head... while giving it. Can you really feel pleasure with one in your mouth? I'm not a guy, but straight guys usually say, after considering it, that they'd feel weird doing it. Nothing against gay bi or whatever people, just throwing my 2 cents in there.

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  kAPISH  |  29

There's not many things that gets me mad... but for the love of this app, if your grammar sucks... just shut it. Your comment gave me cancer.

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  kAPISH  |  29

You're not even supposed to use the wrong one. "your" and "you're" is third grade grammar. Oh well, i'm not going to sit here complaining about your grammar. I'm bored already, wich is the main reason i came here from the first place

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  kAPISH  |  29

Haters gonna hate :)

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  kAPISH  |  29

Oh, and you think i'm being serious?:)

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  angeluv_2014  |  22

Dude, if you weren't being serious, then you wouldn't have gone on and on about it for three comments. Just face the fact that YOU'RE a hipocrit that just got owned. And props to the guy who pointed you out, because I HATE GRAMMAR NATZIS! ;)

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  kAPISH  |  29

Haha, why wouldn't i? i was just bored, so you can say whatever you like. I'm easily amused and i thought it was fun :) Oh you hate me? how cute, i love you too :)

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  emag_eht  |  18

74- It's alright to be wrong and admit it on FML. Just don't be a douche about it and try to hide how much you care by adding a smiley face after every sentence. Everyone makes mistakes sometimes and that's alright. Just say "oops didn't notice" and move on.

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  FMLKitten  |  15

74) Look, we don't need pricks and their piss poor grammar to teach us the difference between "you're" and "your". Just correct him and fuck the hell off, we don't need any side commentary.

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  MissRoxiie  |  12

"Wiggles his wet penis AROUND MY HEAR" Its around not inside, re-read before assuming things.

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  krysstar  |  5

Uhmm maybe wet from cum? If he was erected already? Or maybe something else? Who knows?

By  omgalice  |  5

How old is he?? lol

By  goldensh0wer69  |  3

As long as his penis wasn't wet from dick cheese.

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